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>mfw options trading and leveraged index ETFs are banned within the next year because of this past week
I hope you dumb faggots enjoyed your "lil gme stock doin some"

I paper hands every trade I make. Today I lost $200 trading Visa with paper hands. I have also paperhands'd SPY, TQQQ, GME, PLTR among other things. I have overall done nothing but lose money since I started trading September 2018.
My question is this:
1) How can I stop being a faggot?
2) Where is the best place to buy helium tanks?

Should I kill myself?

Anyone else stock up on KO recently?

Anyone else suffer from hard code delusions of grandeur? Specifically thinking of what you're going to do when you "make it" from your investments? Tell me what your delusions are.

I literally think I'm going to be a CEO or a politician that does "based" things. My delusions specifically involves becoming a wealthy man that is hated by normies but 4chan incels love and call "based"

I've been building this fantasy for the past 3 years. 3 years of carefully crafting this world in my head where I can escape to. Every day when I am zoned out and driving to my wage cage I enter this deluded world in my mind where I openly call billionaires and politicians faggots on stage and everyone on 4chan loves me for it.

Also yes I do hold XRP

list the most boomer portfolio you can think of that gets steady 7% gains a year

Jew here. Buy companies that you regularly see in real life like PG, WMT, MCD, AMZN.
Literally the only analysis you should do is think to yourself "huh, I see that company alot, they must do well" and buy it
I'm not really kidding either.

1 sat = 1 USD
screamcap

The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut

I am closing my Robinhood account.