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Insider here. We have received internal briefings on events currently unfolding. Rest assured, this is all part of the plan, a mere distraction to obfuscate abnormally large allocations towards the asset. Once Gaza is ultimately purged, which will coincide with precise theologically significant numerology, expect an instant market movement to, at the very least, quadruple figures. This is the signal. You have been warned, get your ducks in a row and act accordingly.

The past few years have been purposefully orchestrated as a grand-scale test to evaluate your psychological resilience in dealing with extremely hostile parameters, a drastic selection process necessary for taking integral part in future endeavors as a newly minted member of the elite caste. Motives and objectives will be made abundantly clear in due time. If you've made it this far, you've passed the test with flying colors. Your initiation invitation will come soon, in ways you may not initially recognize but make no mistake: you have been Chosen.