/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54466101
No swaps, outbound only

>>49756624
It’s where it originated newfag.

Thank you all for logging in a little early this morning.

I know yesterday was pretty bad and I wish I could say that today is gonna be less so, but that isn't gonna be the case. Now I'm supposed to read this email to you all here, but why don't you just read it on your own time and I'll just tell you what the fuck is going on here.

I've been here all night...meeting with Hiro. And the decision has been made to delete a considerable position of the website's posts in several key boards. The crux of it is...in Hiro's thinking, the party's over as of this morning. There's gonna be considerable turmoil on imageboards for the foreseeable future. And (((they))) believe it is better that this turmoil begin with us.

As a result, the site has decided to liquidate its majority position of low quality shitposts...today. These are your packets, you will see what boards you're responsible for, today.

I'm sure it hasn't taken you long to understand the implications of this action, on your relationships with your Discord mods and as a result...on your careers. I have expressed this reality to Hiro, and he understands.

As a result, if you achieve a 93% delete rate of your posts, you will receive a zero dollar one-off bonus. If the floor as a whole achieves a 93% rate, you will get an additional zero dollars apiece.

For those of you who've never been through this before, this is what the beginning of a janny meltdown looks like.

>>49646166
Thank you all for logging in a little early this morning.

I know yesterday was pretty bad and I wish I could say that today is gonna be less so, but that isn't gonna be the case. Now I'm supposed to read this email to you all here, but why don't you just read it on your own time and I'll just tell you what the fuck is going on here.

I've been here all night...meeting with Hiro. And the decision has been made to delete a considerable position of the website's posts in several key boards. The crux of it is...in Hiro's thinking, the party's over as of this morning. There's gonna be considerable turmoil on imageboards for the foreseeable future. And (((they))) believe it is better that this turmoil begin with us.

As a result, the site has decided to liquidate its majority position of low quality shitposts...today. These are your packets, you will see what boards you're responsible for, today.

I'm sure it hasn't taken you long to understand the implications of this action, on your relationships with your Discord mods and as a result...on your careers. I have expressed this reality to Hiro, and he understands.

As a result, if you achieve a 93% delete rate of your posts, you will receive a zero dollar one-off bonus. If the floor as a whole achieves a 93% rate, you will get an additional zero dollars apiece.

For those of you who've never been through this before, this is what the beginning of a janny meltdown looks like.

>>49585767
Thank you all for logging in a little early this morning.

I know yesterday was pretty bad and I wish I could say that today is gonna be less so, but that isn't gonna be the case. Now I'm supposed to read this email to you all here, but why don't you just read it on your own time and I'll just tell you what the fuck is going on here.

I've been here all night...meeting with the senior leadership team. And the decision has been made to unwind a considerable position of our crypto holdings. The crux of it is...in the senior leadership team's thinking, the party's over as of this morning. There's gonna be considerable turmoil in the markets for the foreseeable future. And (((they))) believe it is better that this turmoil begin with us.

As a result, the site has decided to liquidate its majority position of low quality shitcoins...today. These are your packets, you will see what shitcoins you're responsible for, today.

I'm sure it hasn't taken you long to understand the implications of this action, on your relationships with your counterparties and as a result...on your careers. I have expressed this reality to the senior leadership team, and they understands.

As a result, if you achieve a 93% sell rate of your coins, you will receive a zero dollar one-off bonus. If the floor as a whole achieves a 93% rate, you will get an additional zero dollars apiece.

For those of you who've never been through this before, this is what the beginning of a crypto meltdown looks like.

>>49589576
>>49589740
>>49590316
>>49590758
Thank you all for logging in a little early this morning.

I know yesterday was pretty bad and I wish I could say that today is gonna be less so, but that isn't gonna be the case. Now I'm supposed to read this email to you all here, but why don't you just read it on your own time and I'll just tell you what the fuck is going on here.

I've been here all night...meeting with Hiro. And the decision has been made to delete a considerable position of the website's posts in several key boards. The crux of it is...in Hiro's thinking, the party's over as of this morning. There's gonna be considerable turmoil on imageboards for the foreseeable future. And (((they))) believe it is better that this turmoil begin with us.

As a result, the site has decided to liquidate its majority position of low quality shitposts...today. These are your packets, you will see what boards you're responsible for, today.

I'm sure it hasn't taken you long to understand the implications of this action, on your relationships with your Discord mods and as a result...on your careers. I have expressed this reality to Hiro, and he understands.

As a result, if you achieve a 93% delete rate of your posts, you will receive a zero dollar one-off bonus. If the floor as a whole achieves a 93% rate, you will get an additional zero dollars apiece.

For those of you who've never been through this before, this is what the beginning of a janny meltdown looks like.

Thank you all for logging in a little early this morning.

I know yesterday was pretty bad and I wish I could say that today is gonna be less so, but that isn't gonna be the case. Now I'm supposed to read this email to you all here, but why don't you just read it on your own time and I'll just tell you what the fuck is going on here.

I've been here all night...meeting with Hiro. And the decision has been made to delete a considerable position of the website's posts in several key boards. The crux of it is...in Hiro's thinking, the party's over as of this morning. There's gonna be considerable turmoil on imageboards for the foreseeable future. And (((they))) believe it is better that this turmoil begin with us.

As a result, the site has decided to liquidate its majority position of low quality shitposts...today. These are your packets, you will see what boards you're responsible for, today.

I'm sure it hasn't taken you long to understand the implications of this action, on your relationships with your Discord mods and as a result...on your careers. I have expressed this reality to Hiro, and he understands.

As a result, if you achieve a 93% delete rate of your posts, you will receive a zero dollar one-off bonus. If the floor as a whole achieves a 93% rate, you will get an additional zero dollars apiece.

For those of you who've never been through this before, this is what the beginning of a janny meltdown looks like.

Thank you all for logging in a little early this morning.

I know yesterday was pretty bad and I wish I could say that today is gonna be less so, but that isn't gonna be the case. Now I'm supposed to read this email to you all here, but why don't you just read it on your own time and I'll just tell you what the fuck is going on here.

I've been here all night...meeting with Hiro. And the decision has been made to delete a considerable position of the website's posts in several key boards. The crux of it is...in Hiro's thinking, the party's over as of this morning. There's gonna be considerable turmoil on imageboards for the foreseeable future. And (((they))) believe it is better that this turmoil begin with us.

As a result, the site has decided to liquidate its majority position of low quality shitposts...today. These are your packets, you will see what boards you're responsible for, today.

I'm sure it hasn't taken you long to understand the implications of this action, on your relationships with your Discord mods and as a result...on your careers. I have expressed this reality to Hiro, and he understands.

As a result, if you achieve a 93% delete rate of your posts, you will receive a zero dollar one-off bonus. If the floor as a whole achieves a 93% rate, you will get an additional zero dollars apiece.

For those of you who've never been through this before, this is what the beginning of a janny meltdown looks like.