/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58088284
Seems like our superiority is causing some controversy.

Everything is pointing to us winning.

Well, luckily it's been proven time and again that all you have to do is wait a little bit for some good news and it ALWAYS arrives. All we have to do is sit back and wait for the dockets to drop for just even more mounting evidence of the fraud case raging out of sight.
I'm just going to sit back and slurp some GME while we all wait for BBBY to blow out the shorts.
All you can do is sit and seethe and cope and dilate. As for me? I don't have to do anything. I don't even need to read any dockets or even lift a finger for that matter. I have already made it.

Why am I such a comfy womfy boy? I thought I lost all my money and all of a sudden we start seeing level 6 claimants getting tendies.
Remember, folks, shareholders are the only ones who can make over 100% return on their investments and we are DAYS away from finding out what is left over once the fraud suit gets settled. (If it hasn't already).
This might sound weird, but whenever I sit back and think about this whole saga, sometimes I feel like it is too good to be true. Like I am nothing more than a soft and supple piece of bread that has come straight out of the toaster and about to be all rubbed over with some smooth, creamy butter all over my body. mmmmmm

I think we did it bros. I think we are actually going to come out of this with a fuckton of tendies.

>>57246447
I will bend the knee to the silly shillies once we leave CH11 with nothing.
Until then I am literally on the edge of my seat literally waiting for the go-ahead to put in my two weeks and RETIRE in my 30s.
You laugh but for some reason I feel like a sensual, hot piece of toast being lathered up with warm, smooth butter all over my body. I just want to get all my shares and roll around on them, slipping and sliding each way.
mmmmmm

Judge Papalia is shielding our shares from predatory short sellers. We are in good hands and criminals and their henchmen will be carted off to the BBC cage in 2024. WAGMI

>>56854501
Absolute seething on a Sunday night. We must be close to getting our SIX MILLION dollars.

>>56799981
>>56799971
Unable to refute the jpeg I saved. Does it make you seethe how much money I am going to make with how little effort I put in?

>>56715041
get a job nigger and buy more. i have a steam deck, and saved enough money to go to school this year, go to raves, eat shrooms like a madlad, and my grades are good. i'm probably going to become a vet or something lmfao. also going to be rich too since Ken couldn't help but put his dick in the mayo jar after beating his fucking wife with a bedpost.

>>56672763
We are literally going to be millionaires.
The algo was probably comically easy to trick, too. They put out all kinds of headlines and let the algo go crazy only to find out they were writing checks they couldn't cash. And the trading strategy they used was one that has the potential to cause losses in excess of the original investment.

>>56584989
Yea? So?

>>56514669
We're about to unload the biggest green dildo a large cap has seen in years and swingies waiting for 9.50 will be priced out.
>check em

>>56504003
MOASS will happen and Wallstreet corruption will blow up in your face and I will retire comfortably at your expense and misery.

>>56446663
We're about to become SIX MILLIONAIRES. Money means nothing to us anymore because we're going to take all of the short hedgies' money. All of their stuff is ours now lol.
Dude, it's like that meme. "All of your base are belong to us". But instead of base, it's short hedgie's money. Do you get it? Citadel and Virtu were naked short and now we're going to take all of their money.
TOP KEK

Bobo you had your turn all week last week. Good show. Now stand aside and let Mr Snibs take this week from here.

>>56415706
Because by saving the shareholders you can retain control of SIX MILLION NOLs. And also by retaining shareholder equity you can dilute your shares on the back end of a short squeeze very similar to GME in May-June 2021.
Works like a charm. The nature of shorts is leverage and they exposed themselves to these dangerous situations that can be easily exploited. This is the reason for all of the seething as someone is deliberately preying on these people.
They are like cave-divers who senselessly swim to the bottom of a cave to pick up small pieces of treasure. The problem is retail is outside of the cave and we just rolled a boulder in front of the cave exit. They are now trapped and we are literally playing a waiting-game as these massive short hedgies suffocate to death, They are on borrowed time and their destruction is all but an absolutely certainty. They can whine, they can cry, and can bang on the rock but there is no one available to let them out. Once they finally succumb to their fate we will be free to remove the rock that blocks the exit and we can harvest their illgotten gains for ourselves.
Hedgies have to go bankrupt for us to get our tendies. This makes them seethe because they are the elite and their fate is to be consumed by the tax cattle like a careless farmer who falls into the pig-pen and eaten alive. Imagine the irony: A lucrative lifestyle of endless resources at your disposal and the plebs they have preyed upon will eat THEM for dinner. They will be financially ripped to shreds with their flesh torn by tooth and claw only to pass through our digestive system and ultimately expelled like an unwanted pile of poo. Their life's work will amount to nothing and they will die in a prison cell at the service of miles of BBC. That is, if they refuse the mercy of the ledge...

>>56394543
It's starting to look pretty spicy for this stock whose shares were supposedly shredded and placed into a vault sealed in concrete and dropped in the Mariana Trench.

>>56301676
u scared? I couldn't be happier with my massive amount of shares I giga slurped for BK prices. I might be retired within a few months and taking this risk is MY PLEASURE.
I'll be taking the short's money if I do get a win here too which will make them extra sweet.

>>56253650
kek away.

Anyone else getting a fat fucking dividend from their IEP today?

>>56057349
I love how flat your analogy falls when there is so much else going on to be excited about. I also love that you are here 24/7 posting it so diligently.

Is this retard pump finally over? Can we resume dumping into September now?

>>55877050
I invest in Kimberley Clark because they will sell all of the tissues to the whining seethies.
I think I might fly well past the moon with an investors acumen as keen as mine.