/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Own GME on the day the squeeze happens
>Working, normal day
>Suddenly pure white light begins glowing inside my chest
>Every DRSd share I own emerges from the light and levitates into the air
>They begin circling around my head in midair
>Look around, other people are experiencing the same phenomena
>Beams of light erupt from the floating shares, all focusing towards the same point in the sky
>Suddenly, giant hedge fund monster that human eyes couldn't see or comprehend before materializes screaming in pain
>Hedge beast starts cracking and breaking apart from the power of our GME shares
>As it dies it screams "IT WAS JUST A BRICK AND MORTAR GAMES STORE, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
>FUDers suicide on the spot, realizing they were worshipping the satan figure of whatever religion they believe in (Evil shiva elephant or w/e the fuck indian people believe in)
>GME hodlers worshipped as gods and praised as heroes by world governments

This is what will literally and unironically happen. I am not delusional, this is real and is really what will happen

>>12781277
I like that yikesposting is a thing here now.
I started it on biz when I triggered some anons with yikes and other people kept yikesing at them to trigger them more.
Sorry I mean Craig Wright started it.

Yikes.