/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>54874594
Give me economic, housing and dating prospects roughly on par with what my father and grandfathers had or else I just won't work. They were able to afford nice houses in desirable areas with jobs they easily got straight out of high school while their mentally and physically healthy virgin wives didn't work and happily stayed at home with the kids.

Meanwhile, I'm expected to graduate college and jump through a million hoops to satisfy the HR roasties so I can earn less after adjusting for inflation/COL than my male ancestors did with their firm handshake jobs out of high school. Then I'm supposed to marry a fat roastie whore with a laundry list of mental illnesses who works fulltime for Shekelstein Industries and never wants kids just so we can barely afford a dilapidated shithole that is either surrounded by diversity or surrounded by meth heads while we're permanently priced out of the neighborhoods we grew up in. Fuck you and fuck this gay system.
>NO PUSSY NO WORK
NO PUSSY NO LABOR
>NO PUSSY NO TAXES
NO PUSSY NO PEACE

>>54529789
NO PUSSY NO WORK
NO PUSSY NO LABOR
NO PUSSY NO TAXES
NO PUSSY NO PEACE
>THIS IS NON-NEGOTIABLE

If you don't earn at least 150K while doing next to nothing in a WFH job don't even breathe air in the same room I'm in.

>>53899241
Only 3M dbi left too. I don't care that I buy early whale bags on this. It's not a normal jeet coin so I'm comfy

>>53304374
Some IT companies will look for anomalies like one key being pressed 10,000 times in a day, which is why I went the mouse jiggler route. I also made sure to get one that plugs into a power outlet instead of USB so they can't detect it at all.

Dear boomers,

You WILL pay enough for me to live comfortably, own a house, raise a family and build wealth if you want my labor. Any job that can't meet these requirements isn't worth doing. If you don't meet my demands I just won't work and you can either do everything yourself or go out of business for all I fucking care. Enjoy the ramifications of the broken economy and fucked up labor market and shithole society your generation spent decades building.

Sincerely,
Comfy NEET frog

>>26728570
>microwave
Use your profits to upgrade to a deep fryer, trust me it's worth it.

>spend all night laughing about Antifaggots getting shot and a gay furry teenager Wikipedia admin killing off a dying European language
>now to spend all day flipping shitcoins
Only thing that isn't comfy right now is the summer heat wave rolling through. A crisp fall breeze or even better, a few inches of snow, would have me at max comfy levels.