/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Median income in Germany €1693/m after tax
holy fuck, how are you guys not homeless and starving?

>>57376109
>lungslop

Honest question, do people in finance really believe Chinese economic data? I mean come on, it's the chinks we're talking about here. That's the only reason why I'm staying away from BABA, I don't care about TA or P/E ratios etc. They can simply lie at their earnings report and nobody could do anything against it?

>inb4 chink regulators will step in
again, we're talking about chinks. Government institutions in china are as corrupt as it gets and the CCP certainly has no interest revealing how shit their economy is really doing. Emerging markets are fake and gay. The fakest and gayest, dare I say.

holy fuck how do I short AI
ChatGPT is a literal brainlet if you don't give it so much data that you've basically solved the very question that you wanted ask that piece of shit software in the first place kek
even the most basic text to speech AI is fucking horrible at pronouncing simple words when the text gets a bit longer

you can't even make an AI racist anymore

>>57169548
>trading AFTER the news dropped
god protected you

>>57081561

I haven't looked at my portfolio in weeks
Stock market crabbing at ATHs is just boring

>>56767699
>you need a government contract in order to have a family

>>56745067
>spends more than half of his salary on rent
>car payment
>(((insurance)))
>twitch
>goytendo
>pet

are people really that oblivious to their own financial illiteracy?

>>56625261
>>56625314
When my female coworker asked me what I typically do on weekends I said "nothing" too
she called me weird

it's over for me isn't it, I'm going to be "that guy" at work from now on

I have had my overtime paid out
$11/h after tax

I feel so fucking retarded

black americans just moved in next door, they're already revving the engines of their bikes. what does that mean financially speaking?

>6 years of saving money/investing and living frugally
>€30k

that wasn't worth it at all

>still near ATHs after months of bad news
>new multi-decade bullrun about to happen

how can someone possibly be bearish, ever!

>O

The new female coworker stared at me during the group project today, I just did pic related face and looked away while she kept staring. I'm in trouble, am I? I really need this job

>10y gaining it all back
So lame, can't even blow up properly

Can't wait for BA to present the worst earnings ever just to pump because the goverment still needs them.

>>54560680
I wish, they are right about the FED being idiots tho. They are looking for every excuse under the sun to go back to the printing press. Just look at the balance sheet. Slowly decreasing, just to jump the moment a few banks have to consolidate. The system is riged to push liquidity into the market.

>*YELLEN: NOT CONSIDERING BROAD INCREASE IN DEPOSIT INSURANCE

We want to decide who is worthy

>We want some pain
>No, not like THAT

okay?

>>53601048
Cool. So only two weeks. That's not bad at all.

Boy oh boy I can't wait for another retarded wave of "wtf why are we dumping???" posts in a couple minutes because you dumb fucking niggers keep thinking HIGHER FOR LONGER means "pivot next meeting".

>>53430586
I lack the critical information.