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Coomer here, Coronavirus and quarantine have been a fucking miracle of Biblical proportions.

>Endless time to jack off at home.
>Getting paid to Coom by Uncle Sam.
>Every hot girl doing porn.
>Send 'em literal free govt bucks for bonus pics and cam time.
>More girls finding out there's bigger money in BBC and jumping in.
>Roasties off their high horses, reduced to fuck meat.
>Gay Nofappers can't do shit about it except shame and seethe.

I Coom at least five times per day, comfy at home, getting paid.

Literally why the fuck is anyone protesting for shit to reopen?

Any red blooded man with a functioning dick should want lockdown to last forever.

This is the best thing to ever happen.