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Reference for hopeless generation..A timeline:
>Jews
>Welcome to the Circus of Valuuuuueee
>trading and bartering
>Jews run out of things to barter and trade
>Jesus
>Lets take the gold and give them fiat buahaha
>Christians
>Jesus martyr
>1000 or so years later
>Hitler
>Collateral Based Debt loans
>Naziss
>Hitler Martyr
>More Nazis
>Satoshi Nakamoto
>Literal superhero, not a nazi at all
>In fact, hates nazis so much he made bitcoin to steal their money
>Actual Anti-Nazi
>Catching my drift?
>2009
>God send satoshi nakamoto and antichrist(neither fucking one is craig. craig is a backpussy) to make bitcoin to save world from sin
>Save the world no more nazis THEY HAVE GIANT BOOTS
>Fact: Satoshi was a highschool drop out
>Dunks on steve jobs
>2016: Nazis win with clownman
>Feminisim is creeping hard with prospect of gene editing
>Reality = humans basically useless
>Ready for space communism and moonwalks on the beach
>Elite nazis still hold majority wealth
>Wealthy steal poor man ideas with god tech and make perfect clone
>Satoshi holds encrypted message from future that must be decrypted with future technology currently in hands of evil people
>people are animals and bad so why be good when world is bad?
>harness evil temptation with blockchain
>prosper
>Satoshi advice. Eat rich, reset world.
>Use alien god tech to transcend human form and colonize galaxy.