/biz/ - Business & Finance

>32 years old
>only $7,000 in savings
>had sex with 14 women
>11 of them 9-12 month relationships
>3 of them 1 night stands
>let 5 twinks blow me for free

And just like that. All the gains from my Call Options are gone from buying 0DTE Puts. LOL

>graduate during peak covid
>company needs people asap
>high turn over rate position
>employees often quit within 2-3 weeks
>dont really care accept the wfh job
>able to see statistics about all employees in company
>notice im doing above average with my work compared to others
>1 year later get fired
>"work quality wasn't constantly 90 scores"
>notice other employee stats were half the amount of what i was doing
>"we need you to return the wfh equipment to our corporate office"
>"i cant"
>they have to send two vice presidents to my place
>pretend i was sleeping or didn't hear them knock
>they leave
>email the hr roastie they can come get it now
>both the vice presidents half to come to my place again to take all the stuff
>can literally see the salt on their faces for making them come back twice
That's when I realized it was all fake

>us stock market has been crashing for 8 months now
are we ever going to see capitulation or is it just gonna keep bleeding out

Jeez FUCK. How many of you fucking mouth breathing retards actually fell for the pump and dump? I'm literally still laughing. I absolutely love the memestocks. It literally weeds out all the fucking retards from /smg/ and /biz/

>>50860530
My rent has only increased by $65 since 2019.