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>>8018152
What? Are you saying my millions of peepies won't make me a millionaire?

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>>7894840
>"Who said I was going to kill you?"
>*BANG*

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>I just sold
>pump it

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Peep coin is the only coin with the potential right now to go 1000x in value.

Buy now or stay poor.

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>>7700015
>>7700000

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME OR MY BITCOINS ALIVE

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>>7554051
Your sacrafice will not be forgotten Sergey.

El Psy Kongroo

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>>7552269
Shippai shita, Shippai shita, Shippai shita, Shippai shita!

Buy ETH, they are close to my vision.

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>>7552260
Thank you for having faith in bitcoin

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it's been a long time. It's Satoshi Nakamoto. For you, it might just have been a few years ago. Right now, it's AD 2000, June 13th. Meaning it's about 18 years before you'll read this.

I failed.
I failed.I failed.I failed.
I failed.I failed.I failed.I failed.I failed.
I failed.
I failed.I failed.I failed.
I failed.I failed.

I failed.I failed.I failed.I failed.

I failed.

Right now, it's AD 2000, . It's about 9 years and 18 months before you'll read this.

I failed.

I remembered I was me just a year ago. The day the Great King of Terror came from the sky. Stupid stupid what's the Great King of Terror he should have come down from the sky.

For these 18 years, I had lost my memories. All I could remember was my name.

The day the Great King of Terror was said to come down but didn't. The Great King of Terror's nowhere to be found, but I want to die.

The imperfectly repaired time machine malfunctioned and when I leapt to 1975, I couldn't remember anything. When I remembered it, my mind went blank and I didn't know what to do and I got institutionalized.

Now I'm living alone, but that's as the brand new person, Sato Mirai, living an ordinary life. Last year I remembered my mission as Satoshi Nakamoto that I had completely forgotten.

For some reason, the time travel went badly Bogdanoff's repair was incomplete but it's not his fault it's my fault.

I should've leapt directly to 1975 I shouldn't have stopped over at 1999 I shouldn't have been so selfish now the future won't change.

I couldn't get the papers for Bitcoin 2.0, AKA lightning network. The code that would allow bitcoin transactions to be private, instant, decentralised and completely untraceable.

I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I forgot my mission, and just lived carefree.

This life was meaningless.

Meaningless. Meaningless. Meaningless. It's bad that I remembered. It's good that I remembered. It's good that I could apologize to you. ForgivemeForgivemeForgivemeForgivemeForgivemeForgiveme.

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>>7551247
I only had 500 back then, I wanted to buy a whole bitcoin lol are you retard

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>>7550225
Goodbye /biz/

I have lost 10% of my ten thousand bitcoins

my life is over.

Sayonara

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>>7547983
I thought we were going to have fun....
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh

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>>7546060
Shit advice lol, miss a call from the bogs, all you can do is accept death

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>>7546934
Last time to ever sell 8k BTC

Don't be a bag holder

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>>7522493
>'WE KNOW YOU HAVE THE BITCORN, PAJEET CHECK THE FRIDGE FOR THE BITCORN!!!!'
>the gunman named Pajeet things a piece of corn in the fridge.
>'I found it my friend, I have found the bitcorn.'
>Suddenly Pajeet turns his AK-47 on his comrades killing them.
>'THE BITCORN IS MINE, WITH THIS I WILL CREATE A DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET AHAHAHAHHAHAHA'
>Pajeet shoots you and runs off into the curry flavoured night.

BAD END 2

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