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>>49463405
that was fun

>>49465254

this is fun too
I LIKE THESE, MORE

>>49394940
brap

>>49330110
and life-ruiningly good for porn

i'm such an autistic retard
>live in a commieblock in eastern europe
>there's no lift, so we have a designated shared room for bikes, prams and other shit
>one of my neighbors is this super cute girl
>skinny, young, long dark hair, blue eyes
>diamonds whenever i see her
>as it gets warmer she starts riding her bike more and more often
>one of those days after she returns back i work up the courage and go down to the bike room to sniff her bike seat
>there i find the holy grail
>her bike has one of those gel seats attached, so i can literally feel her sweat after i dive my nose in it
>come buckets pretty much the fastest that i ever have
>wipe with my t-shirt and get back to my flat
>this goes on for a while, as it gets warmer and warmer she starts riding her bike more and more often
>she usually rode in the same days, so during that day that was all i could think about, when i saw her leave on her bike my heart started racing everytime with the anticipation of what was coming
>after she got back i was always rock hard as i was coming down the stairs
>took me 2 minutes at most to coom
>one day she rode her bike unexpectedly, on one of the hottest days this year
>i just coomed because i wasn't expecting her but i decided i'll do it anyway because her seat would probably be especially smelly and sweaty that day
>takes me a long time to finish, probably because of the heat and the fact that i already jacked off that day
>a boomer neighbor who knows me comes from his cellar, i couldn't hear him
>says "what the fuck are you doing" when i'm masturbating with my pants down, face buried in a bike seat
>i look at him, put my pants on, say "sorry i gotta go" and rush back to my flat
>he says something like "are you normal" or some shit, i keep walking up
>decide to stay in my flat for some time, only go out for groceries and to get the mail
>today i open an envelope from the landlord company, it says i'm required to meet with them due to "recent events"
i'm fucked aren't i

How do I short my gf's friends?