/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53301690
Mistaken identity.

The shillies are working overtime tonight. This is wild, we must be getting close.

>>52316942
They are seething that people aren't selling GME but EVERYONE is selling their cryptos. They're literally getting blown the fuck out right now.

>>51522151
What was that phrase the media was pushing recently? "Silent quitting"? Just do that shit and pretend that you are sick. Or start using up your PTO.

We're in the end game. Hedgies will handing over all of their money they never even had in the first place. They truly are modern day heroes. Like Robin Hood and his Merry Men, purposefully crashing his own hedge fund into the evil machinations of Wallstreet and their (((masters))) so that we can wagmi. Ken Griffin is like, some sort of Jesus figure. He saw what was happening, and after splashing his face with ice cold water, and looking up into the bathroom mirror, he furls his brow and in crystal clear conscious he announces under his breath "Enough! I must do something to save my people. I shall repent and change my evil ways!" Picking up his cell phone he calls his secretary, "Jane! Cancel the shill contract with the pajeets. Yes, yes I know they will be mad. Just put up some extra plastic on the furniture. Yes, that will be all". After hanging up the phone he again looks into the mirror. A steadfast sense of conviction wells inside him. "I will never be on the wrong side again"

>>51472231
Imagine being a hedgie right now and spending the rest of your days in the misery of the persistent task of shorting a stock that retail refuses to sell until you literally blow up the capital markets and get hauled off to jail to suffer the scorn of the fellow elites you just fucked over. This is like watching Sisyphus push the boulder up the mountain over and over and over to no avail. His punishment is never ending until he accepts defeat and preps his anus for miles of BBC.
Kek hedgies
Kek shillies
Kek pajeeties
Kek Griffies

>>51212550
I want to thank you, shillie, for keeping us resolute in our quest to hodl. You keep things interesting and fun, and the sense of competition and the desire to prove you wrong keeps me resolute and steadfast when times get tough.
On behalf of all gme, I thank thee, youngst lad. Rise! Stand and be recognized!

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Can you feel the energy, bros?