/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19674799
>his girl behind him

post your favorite braphogs my fellow /biz/ness men

>be me
>try to learn about investing and personal finance
>beat my dick to biz brappers for three months instead
>cant take it anymore
>hire escort like pic related
>can you brap into my open mouth while jerking my dick?
>sure hun tee hee
>it's brappening!!
>she lets loose
>feel like ive had mustard gas sprayed down my throat
>seriously cant breath or see, gonna die
>get the fuck off me
>THOK
>she punches me in the dick
>not like a slap or even a backhand
>straight armed, closed fist jab right to my dick
>i scream
>BBBRRRAAAPPPPPP
>i vomit, pass out
>days pass
>life has become living hell
>braphog has set up pen in my house
>spends all day fumigating my couch
>open all the windows, start smoking, it doesnt matter
>come home from work
>constant low level migrane from braphaze
>check fridge for alcohol to dull pain
>no beer
>oh no
>rush to pantry
>no beans
>OH NONONONO
>hun you *brppfht* better get in here im *bffpt* fit to BURST

it's too late for me, save yourselves

what's the BRAP *sniff* of crypto?

can someone explain to me why raiblocks has no fee/gas?