/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50524093
>fake
I never said it was fake. I think it's as real as HIV, but just like HIV, not my problem. Go look up how it's spread.

>>49313350
>Hiring freeze
>Most people that have a job are basically too valuable now to fire
>Wages are negotiated and all employees get massive pay increase or the company dies
Neat. Won't happen, but it's neat to think about.

>>29397578
>She's going to fuck a nigger and have a little nigger with him
>Implying I'm not the nigger and little nigger isn't my half breed son
If it makes you feel better, my portfolio needs a lot of work. I'm gonna buy the BNB dip and hope it destroys ETH like I think it will.
>>29397596
>I hope you are white
Welp.

2000% APY on EGG-BNB? Is this what it's like to get in early?
3.69 EGG-BNB staked, am I gmi?

What are the link marines going to do when Sergei and the devs decide to cash out again?

>>27846966
>wfh
>Masturbate to hentai
>Cum while talking to customer

>>27720923
This
I sold at a loss on tuesday and haven't felt better. Now I'm just laughing as it fucking crashes.

>>27628775
>getting rich
>on /biz/
kek I wish them good luck

>>27021871
You can always KYS, Melvin

>score autistically high on standardized exams
>but my gpa is terrible
>smarter than anyone in the room
>but my gpa is terrible
>work harder and longer than anyone in the room
>but my gpa is terrible and therefore I get passed over by HR all the time and can't get into officer academies, law school, grad school, med school etc.

It's a special kind of fucked where you immediately realize people are more retarded than you, but because they did one simple thing different they're in a better position to rocket to the moon than you while you spin your wheels and try to unfuck that thing. I would be better off without a degree because then I'd have a clean slate, this society is actual fucking cancer and credentialism is super gay.

Luckily I have a fat stack of money that keeps growing to keep me warm at night.

>>22787230
>buy AMPL above $1
>MC increases
>sell AMPL below $1 at a profit
>write off price drop as a loss

AMPL is one of those 130+ IQ projects that /biz/ has been ignoring in favor of jeet scams. Thanks to the anon that got me into it a couple months back. I had my coins on Uniswap V2 before the $400k in liquidity dumped into it, so I got a good chunk of trading fees too.

i have to say i have really enjoyed my first day buying shit and shitposting on /biz/

i only put $20~ into this to fuck around in these threads and its still exciting

>>18547489
Money printer go brrrrr. Everything vill be alright comrade

>Tesla and Apple manufacturing PPE of their own accord
>Gilead manufacturing 1.5 million vials of remdesivir out of their own pocket and literally giving it away
>Bill Gates using his personal funds to spin up seven vaccine factories simultaneously and have them race against each other to find a cure
don't look now but Twitter Tankies are contorting their brains into pretzels trying to explain why these are all bad things

Never ever buy the stock of a company where employees shit while getting paid. Imagine all that lost productivity. All those slackers taking 1 hour shits every day. Short all shit companies where their revenue gets flushed down the toilet

PoS = Piece of shit

>>14684888
Kek checked