/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>50065951
The only problem with those is they don't seem very realistic. I'm not sure if you can buy realistic feeling synthetic breasts yet. I haven't held a women's waist in 8 years...

>7000 dollars of unemployment benefits thrown into options
>1 week expiry option call on moderna
>stock didnt hit target price
>7000 dollars worth of contracts made completely worthless


Time to save up more NEET bucks and try again in the summer

crashbros why are we losing...

>>25550432
>off by one

>>25206267
t. (You)

>>20410001
FML
I WANT FINN MUMMY

>had $350,000 in alts Jan 2018
>has $35,000 in alts now
>if I held BTC for the past year and a half instead I'd have $175,000

>>13497254
>Also, a compulsive liar.
So your not a Nazi?

>>12657704
6 months in, still stuck with the business plan and other administrative crap I need to apply for funding
I feel like a complete brainlet most of the days but still hack at it.

HELP

WHY FUCK MY LIFE UP LIKE THIS?

>>11583635

>I “bought the dip” at 900

>TFW everything I buy, including USDT, crashed

Failed to lock it at 20k

>Became interested in crypto in august 2017
>Excited, decided to wait
>saw bitcoin rise, waited some more
>FOMO'd into BTC @ ~$12000
>Thought better late than never
>Saw all of your portfolios and fell in love with your meming
>Believed I, too, could "make it"
>Bought into POE @ 0.15c
>Bought into FUN @ 0.18c

3.5K down to 1k in a matter of months (Actual loss)

Just in case you feel like you ever made a silly decision, Anon

I bought it at $4.50 too.

>>6194823
Bought LEND and it dips right away.

>>5733951
bank transfer cash to coinbase a week ago. STILL PENDING

>bought it at 17k

can't even make a bittrex account.