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>become a ganja farmer like me while awaiting $1k eoy cheggum

[redacted], but currently on sabbatical as a humble ganja farmer.

>drink like forty ounces of coffee and can't sleep so don't sleep at all on the night before mainnet eve
>get out of my tent super duper early before dawn to start light depping muh ganja
>throw four thousand square feet of plastic tarp over my eighty-eight weed plants
>forty-four indica & forty-four sativa
>duck back into the sleeping bag for like four hours
>fitfully dream in cubes & plaid
>get back up and pull the plastic back off to let the sunlight fall upon my plants as they begin going into flower
>continue setting up the germination stations for the twenty-four thousand cbd hemp seeds about to get started for the fourteen acre farm
>go down the road to the field to
grab pallets and cleann up the empty totes and other trash after having ten tons of fertilizer spread
>run more marijuana & cannabis industry business
>calculate profits expected later this year from holding chainlink & growing hemp & ganja
>mfw incredibly stinky legally licensed & incorporated ganjafarmer giving praise & thanks to [redacted] link one kay eee oh why mufuggin cheggum