/biz/ - Business & Finance

Move up to 30k+ or is this the start of the going back to 18-19k

Inflation report came in 0.00000004% higher than expected

LETS SELL EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

niggers

>>53439752
>time in the market beats timing the market

TIME IN THE MARKET BEATS TIMING THE MARKET

Should I buy a nintendo switch or $400 worth of ETH/BTC? I need some vidya in my life

>>51674992
>"goyslop" is an antisemitic term, and /pol/tard CHUDS use it for ANYTHING a leftist eats!!!

>>51669304
>Sōyjak reply to this post is also bot.

>>51621730
>buttcoin is just like a heckin flower because you can just grow more in arbitrary quantities!!!!

>>51520547
>don't you know there's a RECESSION?!?
yeah anon the news is definitely giving you killer alpha, it's actually amazing they're letting the plebs know how bad things will get for free

>>51460492
>GEM MINT

>I DONT OWN ANY BITCOIN AND I HAVE NO SKIN IN THE GAME AND IM A POOR FAGGOT NOCOINER WHO WILL NEVER MAKE IT BUT I AT LEAST I CAN POST MEMES DURING A BEAR MARKET AND FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF FOR A LITTLE BIT BEFORE I GO BACK TO CONSOOOM SOME MORE CONSOOOMER PRODUCTS INSTEAD OF INVESTING BECAUSE I KNOW DEEP DOWN I FUCKED UP NOT BUYING YEARS AGO BUT IM JUST GONA COPE BY MAKING SEETHING SOIJACK POSTS TO MAKE THE PAIN LESS

>just invest like a baby boomer or you’ll lose everything

Why do people keep saying this? do they live under a rock? do they not understand we live in the "brave new world" - the boomer times are over, the days of golden nest eggs spreading investments across everything is OVER

>>51371065
>just invest like a baby boomer or you’ll lose everything, it’s impossible to beat the market, just let Israel control your investments

>>51370412
>GAS PRICES!!!
>a WAR in the UKRAINE!!!
>global FAMINE!!!!
>CLIMATE CHANGE!!!!!!!
>a RECESSION!
>that means you have to SELL your EVIL CRYPTO now, OK?!?

It might not seem like it but Bitcoin is repeating history perfectly and you will again be surprised when it comes back to shock the world again, because you have the memory of a goldfish

>>51327229
>muh just love the hustle and bustle of being a white man living in a gook country

ALWAYS REMEMBER TO CHECK IF IT'S A TAXABLE EVENT

DON'T INVEST MORE THAN YOU CAN AFFORD TO LOSE

>bank the unbanked with 0.0000000184 bitcoin
>world status: saved

TIME IN THE MARKET BEATS TIMING THE MARKET

>>51162560
>Oh my god, there's COVID on the MONEY!!! That means that CBDCs are SAFER than cash!!!

>>51133450
no covid is totally scarier and worse and made in a lab and stuff it TOTALLY fucked me up for days and like I felt my balls aching and didn't even recognize my HOUSE bro it's a hecking chinese BIO WEAPON

>>51087378
>OH MY GOD IT'S GOING BELOW 10K
alright retard, sorry that you missed the bottom. don't worry, you'll get another chance next year (and miss it again).