/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57501617
>OMG LOOK AT THE FUNNY DUDE WITH GOGGLES!!!111
Are normies really falling for this forced meme? Nobody gave a fuck about these nigger goggles when they first came out.

idea 1: sell Deer Antler Velvet, run ads on all platforms especially rightwing ones like Gab
idea 2: sell my own white label boner supplement called Boner Blaster 5000 containing Maca, Pine Pollen, Tongkat Ali, DHEA, Deer Antler and possibly more, and advertise it on 4chan and other platforms leniant enough to advertise a product called "Boner Blaster 5000"
idea 3: make an "ai sports betting" app that has this "amazing ai thats always right!" that tells you what to bet on, for $10/month, but really there is no ai and im just randomly picking what to bet on and taking their subscription money without giving a fuck if its right or wrong
idea 4: make a crypto token that can "only go up" because when you buy there is a 50% chance youll instantly lose all your tokens, but 50% chance you keep and can sell later any time you want. because 50% of people lose instantly, they can never sell, which never ticks the price down as much as its being ticked up. if they lose the first time i'll just be like "you gotta martingale into it bro, if you lose the first time you just buy it again using double the funds til you win, after that it can only go up. its a pure gambling token

which is best?

is there any profit in buying an expensive software then charging people small amounts to use that software for their one-off task they need it for, since they don't want to pay $1000 when they could just pay me $5? For example $5 to upscale 10 images with my $1000 GigaPixel AI Upscaling software. (except instead of buying the software i pirate it, its now 100% profit)