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100k? *braaaaaaap*

>>58430203
fuck i’m so stupid

so baby gimme that poo poo
and lemme give you that pee pee
runnin her pee through my poo
pee pee on poo poos
while they pee pee on the poo poo

>>54898579
Sorry for sounding like a huge newfag (I've only ever used Metamask and Binance) but right now my BTC is showing underneath ''inscription balance.'' How do I send this to my wallet so I can actually buy shit?

I'm feeling extremely vulnerable right now so pls no bullying

i shorded at 22.7k

>>51544688
where are u frens , cant see you

why does my index price on my short keep dropping? is it cause the interest is being calculated into the total?

hey retards i'm a first year in computer engineering at a dumb school was wondering if there was any cool crypto-related comp eng project that integrated hardware/3d printing that I could do for 4th year

>>50862445
I visited Walmart

no wait a minute... CRYPTO pulled the stock market out of its ass

sorry retards I had it all wrong

>>50726061
I wanna place a short on eth but don't know when to do it

Crypto turned me into a bitter and spiteful person as I am used to having full control while in real life I cannot decide what people think of me. How to become happy?

>>29821950

Oh noo I will have to spend 40€ to stake my Parsiq for passive income paid in wETH becaude loads of big clients will be borrowing my PRQ to use Parsiq products.

Fuck that I would rather invest in food.finance where I have to pay 40€ as well but I get paid by FOOD because I just like inflationary ponzi games that pumps and dumps in span of a month.

How do I convince my mom to cash/tether out before she loses all her gains and eventually her initial deposits?

>Didn't fall for March fud
>Didn't fall for dead cat bounce pattern

I just shat myself

The sauce incase anyone was wondering

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/62725484

bros, its been a blast last few years but im out of crypto. technicals are pointing towards another 90% crash, government chimping out on bitcoin, tether is about to pull the biggest heist in the internet history, biz spammed by pajeet scammers. the only thing im going to keep is stella rumens.

>normies waking up, talking about bitcoin
>larp about being og oldfag anonymous hackers explaining bitcoin stock to everyone
>next leg up they fomo in with their first 10$
>see gains and throw in some more
>ending up selling house and taking loans at the literal top
like a clockwork

>normies start talking about bitcoin
>pretending to be oldfags annonymous ultra hackers on social media buying 10$ bags
>as bitcoin goes up they keep increasing their stack only to fomo in with leveraged house and life debts at the literal top
Like a clockwork. Everytime. This is only the beginning

How much do you think is a good amount to hold in fiat, in your savings account?

Also, do you feel poor if you have hardly any fiat, but most of your wealth is in crypto?

Do you prefer to keep a chunk of money in fiat/savings regardless of how invested in crypto you are?

>>25739116
i sold into stablecoins for the time being. we'll see if we can get a dip to 1050-1100 again so i can load up a bit more.

bullish on eth medium term, but not this short term pa.

whats a fud

That's it, it happened. I went to let go off a huge dry and cavy fart but I shat myself instead. There's poo in my underwear now