/biz/ - Business & Finance

ITT we laugh at things GME bears say. I'll start.
>"GameStop is a dying company there is nothing happening with GameStop that could make its stock value go up!"
>"The TV said they covered their shorts, they'd get in MAJOR trouble for fraud and wouldn't risk it!"
>"The squeeze is over and they just bought magical shares from each other to cover their shorts so they wouldn't have to pay for shares on the market to return to their lenders!"
>"Naked shorting is a q anon conspiracy theory and so are Failed To Delivered shares!"
>"Other institutions and funds won't try to squeeze shorts because they're all friends who love each other and have buttsex at Dorsia!"
>"Joe Biden will sign an executive order to ban GameStop so you should sell now"
>ENDLESSS ENVOKING OF MUH REDDIT AND CRYPTO SHILLING

>>27764119
$20

>>21038976
>EH?!
>It's so small!
>Can you even call that a stimulus?

>>20631047
>college dependent with no expenses other than when grandma makes me buy milk
>$2000/mo in CESB, straight into the market
Thanks Trudeau

I sold the exact top of WKHS

It doesn't matter what you bought, it's gonna be up.

>>20128914
>First large scale hydroxy test
is this for fucking real? How have they not done more? Everyone just afraid of being sued if it doesn't go right?
>2,500 people
>excludes people with a heart condition
>Detroit
This is exciting, but I'm not calling victory just yet. The at-risk age groups are real heavy on heart conditions.

>>20128974
BLOOD FLAT
CIRCUIT BREAKERS INBOUND

>>20128935
Damn this reddit prostitute is really pretty though. The bush thing... that's a little much for me. And I like feeling smooth shaved legs on a woman.