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>>18410606
>bitch coworker comes into my office asking me why there's cum on the toilet seat in the woman's restroom
>she knows I'm the office coomer but no one can do shit about it because I went to highschool with the boss' son and we are best friends
>"idk, maybe tranny annie from accounting decided to rub one out"
>she says she's going to get me fired
>"wait wait don't do that, there's no need for that"
>she turns around
>quickly grab her by her ponytail
>pick her up up the ground with my immense strength
>"DIE ROASTIE"
>hit her with the 'ol incel back crack
>she screams in pain
>werenotdoneyet.jpg
>slam the door shut
>grab her by both of her ears and swing her around 360 degrees as she screams and cries
>"MESS WITH THE BEST? ETERNAL REST!"
>throw her clean through the plate glass window
>watch as she plummets 200 feet down to the cold pavement below
>learn back in chair
>"god I love being a heterosexual white male in his 20's"