/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>59114483
I'm a pro at doing nothing. Once I get enough money to quit my job and retire, I'll lay low and just watch movies and play video games for a year. I'll be so fucking comfy.

Close the charts fren, and come back in a few months. It won't get better for a while.

>>56755500
Checked and enjoy yourself fren

>>56391048
Enjoy it while it lasts, before the mass influx of newfags 1-2 years from now, fren.

>>56108059
>>56108081
Holding GME is the most comfy thing you can do
WAGMI

>>55395039
Good taste and I think about these things too. To have a nice house with unique and stylized rooms. It's going to be a lot of fun. Creating a dream home is one of the very first things I want to do.

>>55024909
>>55024993
All I want is to fuck off from this retard clown society so I can maximize the peace and comfiness without having to submit to greedy overlords. All I want is my time.

>>53724465
+.47%, boring but comfy. +10.44% YTD.

>>53286335
>what will be the first thing you buy with with your fuck you money?
A big cozy house

>>53243046
Shut yo bitch ass up, fr fr, just buy what you think it may be the bottom if it keeps tanking keep buying each bottom, doesn't matter if you buy at 15k or 18k in the next bull run its going to 80k or 100k (AKA Bitcon) buy and DCA

>tfw comfy green in my small caps

>>30303764
+2.69%. Have a comfy weekend, fellas.

>>30012292
Looks cozy in the packaging. Like it has its own little security entourage saying "no touching" to the unwashed masses.

>>29870786
/pmg/ is very uncomfy for me in past few weeks to be honest. I'm not visiting it as often as I used to. There seems to be huge influx of emotional, edgy teens. It's pathetic how people trying to hurt this dude anyway.

Stay cozy Pepe

>>29161961
+2.49% for me. Still being bogged down by shitty meme stocks I bought back in January. Probably about time to just take my lumps on those and sell 'em at a loss. Tired of seeing them in my poorfolio.

4U

>>28306712
what're your beans, fren?

frens it's pretty chilly today

>mfw watching retards with fomo pumping random shit
Is this why normies are so poor?

>>26536076
I think it's just one guy

>>22530210
u 2

Ok so I want to buy a fucking sweet new house in the UK but as far as I understand it getting a mortgage will be fucking impossible because on palate my income per year is low as fuck
I want to get a fat mortgage on a really nice property like one worth £600,000 but are you seriously saying that even if I put down £100,000 they won’t give me a fucking mortgage just because my annual income is too low
Why the fuck is this so unfair I though back in the day random black strippers and retards were getting massive mortgages
I talked to some boomer about this and they were like you’re up shit creek you have to pick a cheap pathetic house in a city and get a buy to let mortgage and then pretend you’re not living there yourself
What the fuck I’m nearly a paper millionaire why can’t they just give me a fucking mortgage I have income I’m white I have fantastic credit WHAT THE FUCK
Is there a way to navigate this system to get some kind of advantage help me guise