/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>10381580
>then the marine in me transfered it all to binance and got more linkies...

I don't know why I'm laughing so hard at this cause it literally happened to me last year.
>See WTC hype (under 1$).
>hmm, this might be big, better get in fast
>buy BTC with fiat
>WTC goes to 1.3$
>fuck this, too expensive
>buy ARK at the last moment
>see WTC go to 30$ while I'm bagholding ARK

>>10367616
You scared?
It's ok. The devs of the shitcoins you're holding won't switch to Holochain because they still need time to milk you neets. They will just be put out of business by clones created on Holochain. See you in 5 years.

>>10263031
shills would have you believe there will be a working VM at launch that would allow you develop in most popular languages
what shills don't tell you is that this shit has another 2 years of development and another 2 years until a working VM

>>9897199
>>9897278
>>9897308
>>9897329

I called Synth a marketing genius a few weeks back because he invented the perfect machine to milk money from neets for a long time by promising to deliver something impossible and keeping them hooked with "it's ok if it takes a long time, this is really difficult stuff". Now I realize this goes beyond marketing and its actually a religion. Your posts probably hit too close to home for many sky bagholders.

>>9776776
this just in: neet gets lucky with shitcoins and then finds the solution to immortality

>>9715993
>mfw i'm romanian
>mfw I don't trust romanians to do shit cause they always overpromise and underdeliver
>mfw I avoided COSS and Persona cause I saw romanians on the team

>>9530621
Fortunately, these are also the people shillling LINK.

>they don't know about Holochain

>>9436250
Once they go past the 50% resistance, it's a guaranteed moon.

>>9394623
oh god this is too good do it

>be me
>get tired of Kraken's bullshit and try to look for an exchange in my country so the transfers go through faster
>go on some local forums to see what the choices are
>multiple people there talking about how they just invested fucktons of money in crypto and intend to invest more
>holy shit, these guys must be rich by now and I must be plankton compared to them
>let's check the dates to see at what price they bought in
>mfw the dates range from late december to early january when BTC was between 20k and 17k
>topkek.exe

>go to another forum
>people talking about how they just cashed out cause crypto is dead
>hmm...wtf are they talking about
>check the dates again
>all the posts are from early february

Holy shit, the average Joe is dumb as a brick. My concern is that if too many normans get burned by crypto, in 2 years there won't be a greater fool to buy our bags. How close are we to reach that critical mass /biz/? Anyone have any statistics on this?

>>9316877
>"You will find the answer on 4chan."
my sides

>>9315646
link bagholders, the clowns of this board
I bet this page 2 listing really hurt. Can only imagine the rage that the autistic incel must feel when he sees this and knows he actually is not going to make it. Back to work for mister Noseberg with you.

>pajeets on /biz/ pretend to help others and FUD to push the price down
>brainlets believe the FUD and either sell or don't buy anyway
>this doesn't actually influence the price at all since /biz/ can't influence shit
>all of this accomplishes nothing: pajeets can't buy for cheap, holo holders become noholos, noholos miss the gains.

It truly is beautiful. This right here is the essence of /biz/. A retarded game of chess with no winner.
Keked internally. Keep up the good work.

>>9252098
9/10 made me kek
it's funny because it's true. Every single fucking time you find some shitlord that thinks he has it all figured it out and everyone else is stupid.

>>8572891
>that was the whale who was suppressing the price

oooh, I see now. Mystery solved guys. It was a whale that was keeping this gem from mooning all this time. Thanks for the tip.
Gotta go now. You kids play nice and keep accumulating before the whales open the flood gates and BAT pulls a x500.

>>8055235
>>8055283
I don't agree, but I must admit this was topkek.

>>7257140
>now that the dip's over