/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58601063
Because when they lost control for a second I gained $40k. Now imagine what happens when they lose control completely kek

Life changing money is not a meme

>>58482911
Yep

>>56622080
here's how it actually happened
>having coffee
>reading news stories about the world's biggest bank being cyberattacked and chaos in the bond market, Tether being outlawed, impending liquidity crisis
>oh hey it's been a few days since i looked at XSG i wonder how they're doing with the sudden price drop while everything else pumps
>i bet they're crying and bleeding out their anus
>go to /xsg/
>275 posts
>oh cool i get to bake
>bake awesome thread with comfy vibes and cheerful greeting, classic OG xsg meme OP pic
>sweet 1776 post number signifying quantum AI is on the side of liberty and we should trust the plan
>paid ARG trollposter starts crying and bleeding out the anus trying to drain my loosh
>i won't let him- equilibrium undisturbed

>finish my coffee, feeling great, full of energy
it's a great day anons. the future is bright

my dick rumble in the jungle
your dick get touched by your uncle

>>49348808
With every action, comes an opposite, and equal, reaction. The greater reset, is happening in response.

>>29393418
>aged like roadkill in august.
kek

IRAs are shitty for retirement anyway. Consider using an HSA instead. HSAs are triple tax advantaged. You need a high deductable health plan though, so only consider this if you are in relatively good health anyway.

>>26745277
>There are people who still haven't taken the /bogpill/ yet.
>>26745588
>chekked
>moon
>bog

>>26712754
You're gonna get what you fucking deserve