/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>12617300
Yo
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, bags are empty
There's vomit on his keyboard already, Monster Energy
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop FUD, but he keeps on forgettin'
Link won’t go down, the /biz/ crowd goes so loud
He types “Link is shit”, but the words won't come out
He's chokin', how, Link marines jokin' now
The clocks run out, times up, over, blaow!
Snap back to reality, oh there goes parity
Oh, there’s green candles, he choked
He's so mad, but he won't give up that easy? No
He won't have it, he knows his last chance is crypto
It don't matter, he's dumb, he knows that, and he's broke
He's no stack cos he chose, to swing trade on his phone, that's when its
Back to discord again yo, this whole faggotry
He better hit his buy in and hope it don't pass him

You better lose yourself from the discord, you edgelord
You own Link, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to hold
The singularity comes once in a lifetime, yo

*beat starts playing*

ayo ayo hol up
Oraclize you one point failure
my decentralized oracles fuck your grandma

I DDOS your servers while
you beg Vitalik for exposure
he compares me to Toyota
you are as trans as IOTA

I silence niggas with NDAs
Steve is tall he plays for the NBA
hes running the nodes running the code
posting the toads while your idea implodes

NEETS compare me to jobs and Gates
they compare you to niggers and AIDS
your memes suck, your project is aborted
I go back and get the couchsurfing hotties sorted

*drops mic*