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SOMEONE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME I WENT ALL IN ON SPROUTS IM DOWN 60 PERCENT MY INITIAL 10K INVESTMENT HELP ME HELP I CANT STAND THE PAIN

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Ah, what a beautiful morning morning. Let me get this day started with just checking my Blockfolio. Lets see how my chainlink is doooOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOO

WHEN WILL THIS END???

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Hey guys i wrote a little sailors shanty i sing while spraying poison

working ants
soldier ants
ants big and small
i dont care if they have families
i say kill them all

swarming ants
army ants
ants in all my food
if only i didn't choose to live
in humid latititudes

crawling ants
flying ants
ants that live in trees
i dont need to worry cause
I have that dee gee bee

killer ants
stinging ants
ants that i have to fight
one day i'll buy a nicer house
cause i bought digibyte

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WE ARE THE BATMARINES AND WE ARE NOT FUCKING SELLI- AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I KNEW IT WOULD CRASH IMMEDIATELY WHY DID I BY THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>3479012

When I woke up in the hospital room my partner was there. He acted concerned and brought me a card. He even offered to pay for a brand new car. I felt so relieved.

We left the hospital but we didn’t drive home. Neither of us spoke. I could barely move, as my whole body was wracked with pain. But I knew something was off. He knew.

Instead, we arrived at a raised ranch in a bad part of town. Two men stepped out and dragged me inside. Once there, they made me surrender my own personal crypto to make up for the company losses. They took every penny I had.

To add injury to insult, once I’d transferred them the coins, they threw me down the stairs outside. I landed facefirst on the cement, and tasted my mouth fill with blood. All of my front teeth were broken or chipped.

It’s been a month and a half and I don’t know what to do. My savings are dwindling, I have no job, and no degree. Worst of all, I don’t have dental insurance, so I don’t know what to do about my mangled teeth.

Bu no matter how down I get, I still have hope. I’ve been reading the white papers for coins and I think I’ve found my golden ticket, my moonshot. It’s called Digitbyte (DGB). It’s not the most well known coin but I think it’s destined for greatness.

IT ALL
RETURNS
TO NOTHING

*screams in 19 hz*

is there a way to get my money back

LITERALLY NOTHING HAPPENED

WHY IS IT GOING DOWN

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO PREDICT THIS DIP

>missing the classic ants in my pants
Reevaluate your catalog

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ITS FUCKING GOING DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

http://archive.fortune.com/magazines/fortune/fortune_archive/1996/04/15/211503/index.htm
WHEN THE SHOESHINE BOYS TALK STOCKS IT WAS A GREAT SELL SIGNAL IN 1929. SO WHAT ARE THE SHOESHINE BOYS TALKING ABOUT NOW?
By (((JOHN ROTHCHILD)))
April 15, 1996

JOE KENNEDY, a famous rich guy in his day, exited the stock market in timely fashion after a shoeshine boy gave him some stock tips. He figured that when the shoeshine boys have tips, the market is too popular for its own good, a theory also advanced by Bernard Baruch, another vested interest who described the scene before the big Crash:

"Taxi drivers told you what to buy. The shoeshine boy could give you a summary of the day's financial news as he worked with rag and polish. An old beggar who regularly patrolled the street in front of my office now gave me tips and, I suppose, spent the money I and others gave him in the market. My cook had a brokerage account and followed the ticker closely. Her paper profits were quickly blown away in the gale of 1929."

MY MONEYYYYYYY

>>3417624
I like this one

I need a coin to double with 24 hours in order to pay my overdue rent before i get an eviction notice and live under a bridge in California. Also btc donations if you are nice enough to let me live under a roof for the next month 1BxgEqBTw7cXpLiwrKQUNTgVL2dkmJphN3