/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>4229583
When I went to wash my hair, I found that the shampoo seemed weird. Oh well, I thought, must be a new formula. But when I used it, to my horror, as I massaged my scalp whole clumps of my hair fell out, taking chucks of my scalp with it. I screamed. But it was too late, I'd put it on my whole scalp. All of my hair, except for a few patches on the sides, sloughed off my head into the shower drain.

Desperate, I tried finasteride, but all that did was destroy my ability to get hard. Now my dick just hangs there like a dead shrimp.

My parents learned I failed and have disowned me. I spent some time sleeping in my car. I've gotten a job since then. A house. A wife. But it's an exterminator job. And my house is a tiny raised ranch. And my wife is kind in spirit but not in looks.

The other day I went back into the city, to help kill some rats. I spent the whole day in a basement, upwards on 90 degrees because of the boiler. Just mowing those fuckers down. I'd imagine what I'd do to Neil if I ever saw him again, as I pulled a rat body out of trap and toss it in the trash.

But when I emerged in the late afternoon, walking along the sidewalk back to my car, I saw him. A black sportscar with tinted windows came by. And for a moment I saw through the window. Neil, in my suit, with my old hairstyle, slicked back. My watch shining on his wrist. And in a moment, the car was past. I turned and shouted and ran but he was gone.

I THOUGHT THIS WAS EASY MONEY AND WE'RE ALL GONNA BE RICH THROUGH SHITCOINS

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The days of easy 10x gains are long over. Fuck this market.

Check this

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BTC JUST FUCKING STOOOOOOOPPP


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I got 200€, all on VTC or REQ?

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>>3868156
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Im 22 and im running out of time to get rich while young. Fucking kill me I only have $5000 and failed out of college. I need it to turn it to 1 million next year.
PLLLLLEEEEEEZZZZZ HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE

>>3859433
Say goodbye to all your money.

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how long does it take for coinexchange.io btc withdrawal take? Its been stuck there.

I had a fucking GOLD list account and i missed it!!!
FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!

>Be excited and hyped up.
>Get accepted for Gold Whitelist.
>Have no ETH
>Put a buy order for ETH on Poloniex
>Sleep
>Wake up.
>Buy order still not filled.
>See ETH price pumping.
>Decide to wait untill price drops a little
>Price is not dropping and 30mins left.
>Decide to sell some of my shitcoins instead on etherdelta for ETH.
>Accidently forgot the default 4 Gwei price on ED.
>Takes forever to receive the ETH
>Miss the gold list
>Miss the silver list

<Feeling is not good.

>>3728502
brought 50k at the ico for $200. This shit would of netted me 50x. But no, it had to happen immediately after i sell and most of my bags. Still got out $2000.

List all the security coins

>Elix
>Darcrus
>Ark
>NEO

What else?

I THOUGHT LINK WAS GOING TO FUCKING MOON I BOUGHT AT THE TOP YOU FUCKING STUPID ASS FAGGGGOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>3691178
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>>3666077
BUT I WANT TO BUY LINK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I LOST EVERYTHING I HAD FUCK THIS GAY EARTH FUCK 4CHAN FUCKING JEWS HE LITERALLY TOOK EVERYYTHING I HAD FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

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