/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57989878
The reverse split is part of building more capital. Any chance of NYCB going under has long passed. You all had chances to buy under $3 but you did nothing. You didn't listen.

>>57924519
If you're invested in NYCB, I can promise this is the year your life turns around.

>>57713647
Thank you for being cooperative.

>SNAP lays off 500 staff, 10% of workforce
Yeah their earnings are going to be a train wreck. It's going to be -10% AH.

Just got some delicious Mediterranean food from next door. Found out I get the weekend off because we worked so quickly. About to play some poker. How are you bros spending the weekend?

>>55989768
I accept your surrender. Silly to think an imposter like you stood a chance against the real Johnny fathands.

>>55954692
We're talking Miko smug.

>>55923605
I'm happy and proud of you anon, but don't forget you have to pay the mandatory johnny fathands "made it" tax of 3% of your total gains. Nobody here makes it without a little help from the past, present, and future best trader in /smg/.

>>55770897
What can I say? The jannies know who's valuable to the general and who isn't.

>>55722710
Lum is a spinster which is fine in the stock market but not fine if you're trying to find purpose and meaning in your life. Poem anon, and baggot are both customers of mine and I've done wonders for them.

>>55650066
Finally proper respect being show..

I'm thinking tonight is a taco bell night

>>55220085
I got offered a 3rd shift job as a janny at a college so you can take that crappy job you were offering me baggot and shove it up your bussy

>>55155525
That's my point so shorting LULU is pretty retarded, but I guess we'll see. If I'm right I'll be here gloating and if I'm wrong I'll disappear until next three and pretend I never said it from the start.

>>55114849
Yep.

>>55028757
>VTI
You're in no risk of losing any money, that being said, you're in no risk of making money either with VTI. If you let me manage your investments I could make you a shit ton of money.

>>54976498
You all have nothing to worry about. It's my play and I am factually the best trader in /smg/ past, present, and future.

Baggot tongues my anus

>>54851311
A XXL for me please. I like my clothes a little loose.

>>54774578
Not me!

>>54665987
>>54665989
I see you have officially submitted to us amerimutts after all.

>>54363012
What can I say? I didn't earn the title of /smg/'s best trader by accident.

Once again, if you watched my video and bought JNUG this morning like a said, you'd be up bigly. I also opened a short position on SPY just now. Being right all the time unironically kind of gets old.

>>54248739
And thanks to the inflation that will cause, JNUG will be over $40