/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>27446329
>IRS considers crypto to be property rather than currency
>still refers to them as 'virtual currency'
honk honk

>>26686463
>big hedge funds were allowed to short these companies for more shares than are even available
>you little goyim are banned from buying the stock though

>>26565975
>individual retail investors buying and holding an over-shorted stock is illegal
>we did nothing wrong shorting a stock for more than there is available shares to cover

the nerve of these kikes. I'm glad they're not taking the L and instead doubling-down on their position. This is Zeus Capital all over again. Also gonna be hilarious when people look at the other stonks that Citron is over-shorting like BBBY and do the same thing

>>26543973
>individuals deciding to buy and hold a stock is illegal
>naked shorting is not

Alright, what's a secure free cold storage solution for my linkies? Fuck buying a hardware wallet, especially after the recent security breaches with them. And I don't want to fuck around with manual private keys either. Ideally I just want to copy down my seed phrase and keep it in a safe.