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Vasectanon here.

Today I took a portion of my profits from shorting BTC with high leverage over the past month and a half and bought a modestly used Toyota Camry, fully loaded.

It's simple. One of my best friends is a car dealer and he is into crypto.

I send BTC to an exchange under a different name. Swap it to Monero. Send Monero to desktop wallet, then send Monero to my friend.

I think he writes it off as a gift or something.

Now that the market is recovered, I'm long 3x.

Hope your Sunday is as good as mine. I'm about to go unload in a tinder thot and cruise and sip a lil more then go play some vidya.

There really is no excuse to be poor, anon. Why haven't you made the three best decisions of your life?

1. Leveraged trading on Bitmex.
2. Getting a vasectomy.
3. Sippin' all day