/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>21582841
FUCK. AGAIN.
(God damn it) The Chad-Jurors have sentenced me to being called a faggot for the remainder of this thread for *looks at paper* "forgetting you god damned picture you fucking brainlet judge".
*bangs PNK gavel*

>>21553670
Fucks SAKES! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT BEFORE IT SINKS THROUGH YOUR SOFT CRANIUM AND INTO YOUR SMOOTH LITTLE BRAIN?!?!...
ahem... excuse me, its not always easiest dealing with your... kind.
Youll find ANJ copy court BEHIND the building, down the alleway, behind the dumpsters, right next to the reddit posts. Its the wet cardboard box next to the 3 homeless guys who keep sucking each other off for the single DGB like some cock-connected ouroboros-creature. Im sure theyd invite you to join in but even they have standards.

>>21553842
*bangs PNK gavel*

>>21553895
The Chad-Jurors have declared that you are to be welcomed to the future.
Your sentence is witnessing the birth of a new age.

>>21493106
>>21493239

(Oh dear it seems another one snuck in and even snuck past me for a little while there.)
BAILIFF WOULD YOU PLEASE REMOVE MISTER *looks at paper* "SHE-KELL-STEIN" FROM THIS KOURTROOM.
As is stated on the front of this building, this is a court for human beings and not jews. ANJ copy court is right behind the dumpsters where you belong. Same location as the plebbit posters. Impossible to miss for one such as you with such a large nose.
You have been sentenced to 1 -that is one-, the same number of foreskins not currently present on your penis, single (you) and summarily ejected from this Kourt!
*bangs PNK gavel*

>>21490679
Where did you find my graduation photo?? Put that away! Its embarrassing!

>>21458367
>>21458409
Top kek you done goofed

>>21455039
You and your friend
>>21455655
Are sentenced to exactly one (you) as declared by the Chad-Jurors. Enjoy it while it lasts. This is the ATH value of your entire life.
You are now sentenced to being little poor bitches until the end of time while the Chad-Jurors use your family members as their personal cum dumpsters, although I battle to fathom why they would ever lower their standards to that level, such is their ruling.

>>21456787
I THINK YOU HAVE THE WRONG BUILDING ANON. THIS IS KLEROS KOURT.
YOU'LL FIND ANJ COPY COURT OUT BACK BEHIND THE DUMPSTER JUST BESIDE THE 3 HOMELESS GUYS SUCKING OFF PASSERS BY FOR A SINGLE DGB EACH.