/biz/ - Business & Finance

Why are we letting two seething baggies shit up the whole thread
Filter them and move on

hi ryan cone if you’re listening:

take your time and do the split whenever you want
no rush buddy
dont work too hard
take some rest
have a vacation
fren no rush fren

kek baggies

This is by far the most based this saga has ever been
I actually love Ryan now
(Before I was indifferent)

>>49743457
fuck it
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CAMANG GAMESHARE

>>49739791
He’s getting the faggots and trannies and maxxvaxxers to sell so they NGMI which is based as fuck

CAMAN GAMSHARE
OOOOOOOOOOOO
STAY OVER 130 PLSPLSPLS
YOU CANDOOIT BUDDAY!!!

CAM UN GAMESTORE!!!
KEEP GON UP BUDDIE!!!

A public thanks to Jon Stewart for turning my mom into an ape (just putting it out there into the Universe).

For over a year, she has politely indulged me in all my GameStop tinfoilery, not really understanding a word I've said other than "Stonk market go down, GME go up *bigly.*" She doesn't quite believe in my Bad Comedy Jokes, but she does believe in *me*. She watched as I confidently dumped nearly every paycheck into GME, as I pulled my shares from Wall Street; I smiled and laughed any time I told her how much lower the price had fallen.

Back in May 2021, I told her I think there will be a stock market crash followed by a recession. This is a conclusion I reached independently, and that research is what brought me to SuperStonk (y'all speakin' my Changuage). The last couple months clearly has her thinking twice about my hypothesis. When the price fell to $100 this year, she finally decided to buy her first couple shares.

Today, I turned on the stock market episode of "The Problem With Jon Stewart," and then I left the room and started getting ready for work. I wasn't sure whether she would pay attention, or just fuck around on her phone instead.

When I checked in 30 minutes later, **she was** ***dialed in*** **to the program.**

Jon was repeating the same shit I have been trying to tell her for a year, breathing life and legitimacy into it. He made it entertaining and palatable. He kept referencing the "apes" with love and excitement in his voice, the same way I talk about you guys.

"If it's really this bad, why aren't people charging Wall Street?" She asks.

"Wait for the Gary Gensler interview. Basically, they have so much wealth, they can lobby the government to do whatever they want... Most people simply don't understand how entirely rigged the market is."

*Dave Lauer gets his final comment in.* "That's our guy, Dave Lauer," I say proudly. "He engages with us regularly on SuperStonk. When this is all said and done, we want him to head the SEC.

>>49637022
KEK

The 8K was filed 10 days ago
Any day now mister Brian Cola

>>49620976
>priceless
How can the fed compete with friendship?

bobby the lobby says:
"AMC TO THE MOOOOOON!"

>>49466584
>>49466666
Dave Lauer should be head of the SEC.
He knows how things work from both sides.
He knows how Citadel and Market Makers profit off of retail.
He knows the harm PFOF causes retail.
He is not advocating to do away with large market makers or institutions.
He just wants a level playing field for institutions and retail.

>>49425994
Today the stock will lobster

Are ya ready kids?
>>49333555

tomorrow at market open you will shit yourself

the regular chart will be replaced with bobby the lobby

shorts have no way of dealing with this as lobsters are not listed on the NYSE

within minutes we will see the price rise to 250 million (approximately the number of lobsters in the gulf of maine)

bobby has had enough
the endgame starts now

>>49330715
wrong board bud

>>49324839
Thanks fren
Pre market is gonna be a spicy one
Checkem

bobby the lobby hates sea shanties

no claws for concern, frens
bobby the lobby is here and he says:
“WAGMI”

oh yea, I’m thinking it’s lobster time

>>49304214
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah, im thinking were gonna make it ladies and lobs

>>49303761
bobby the lobby says: "thats not good enough"