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>>19992588
>the normies are already into link

>>16819841
ok here is how,
first you need preparation, get these ingredients:
1 egg
1 pepper, preferrably ghost pepper
500 ml of oil
1 cup
1 spoon
1 mirror
1 dark room
1 Bigmac (this si very important)

first, you need to get into a dark room, you need to be completely naked and in the dark, place the mirror on a wall and stare in it, and repeat these words as you are proceeding (never stop or it will never work), stinky linky sergey stinky, while repeating these words, you need to close your eyes and think deeply of positive thoughts, don't stop repeating the tantras.
once you start feeling positive, open your eyes, take a deep breath and keep repeating the words, take the cup, fill it with oil, then put your right hand in the oil, and then smear the oil on your face, keep repeating the tantras.
then you need to close your eyes and take a poo poo on the floor, once finished DO NOT PEE PEE ON THE POO POO I REPEAT! DO NOT PEE PEE ON THE POO POO!!

take the spoon, fill the oil filled cup with the poo poo,
while facing the mirror, pour oil in the cup, then take a pepper, and dip it in the poo poo oil, (never stop repeating the mantras), then while staring at the mirror, insert the poo poo pepper into your butthole (trust me it's for the magic to work).

then, once the poo poo pepper is inside your poo poo box, you need to sit on the floor so it goes deep.
once you start feeling good in your poo poo, start thinking of sergey very very deeply while still repeating the mantras.

cont....