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>>19765221
I'll invest on the condition that you carry no India pale ales, imperial india pale ales, and all your pale ales are sessionable and subject to my approval. Your tap list must contain at least 9 porters, stouts, imperial stouts, wee heavies, scotch ales, old ales, or swartzbiers. This should allow you to pull in a craft beer crowd just fine, while driving out hop-head faggots with no money and no taste.

Consider inviting Twitch speed runners (no thots) to do live runs as a weekly thing. make sure they can interact with their chat without being a dead blanket first. Projectors will probably be better if wall space is not a huge concern. Weekly tournament events can be a draw, but you'll need a sizable population of people of drinking age, so stick to a college town for this.

Got 500 Britbux to invest in my Freetrade (Bong Robinhood) just under 8 hours. Debating a few dividend stonks. Down about 20% in 2 days but I'm hodling through. I don't want to buy the top and sell the bottom. Things will recover well in a year or so, r-right?

Or should I consider lubing my anus for imminent fisting

I dipped £2.5k into stonks (have about 11k in ETFs and 10k in fixed term cash savings) and regret not going in more.

https://brrr.money/

How are my fellow Britbongs this morning?

My main picks are

Lloyds
Aviva
Carnival
Centrica
Aston Martin
Legal and General
BT Group

Soz for no tickers

Are we investing in Spoons, lads?

Their dividend yield isn't great but I love going to Spoons with the family.