/biz/ - Business & Finance

I want to thank crypto faggots for unironically believing the bottom is in. For months, the SPY has been trying to put in a *real* bottom, but people keep buying.

Finally, it has happened. Normies are unironically talking about a "soft landing" 95 IQ crypto monkeys are celebrating "The bottom", the DXY has been crashing for weeks now, and the VIX made a 1 year low. Everything looks like its over. Humanity survived the bear market. Recession canceled.

And that's the sentiment needed for a real leg down. So again, thank you crypto faggots and your 13k portfolios (: Keep posting on reddit how the bottom is in. I want you to be so happy and hopeful that bitcoin is going to 100k this year. buy buy buy!!!

Why don’t you just get a job?

I want to buy a house next year when the market bottoms and want my credit score to be as high as possible. Stats:

>705 credit score
>50k debt (only 5% of this is credit card debt, credit utilization is 10%)
>150k in liquid assets/cash
>return on investment outpaces debt interest APR
>95k a year salary

if i withdraw 50k and straight up pay my car and some private loans, apparently my score will drop. I'm not struggling but if I pay off my debt i'll have an extra 1.5k a month in my pocket.

To maximize my credit score I really just have to autopay everything for years and just consider the interest rate the cost for a good score?

Brainlet here, what's the point of trading alt coins when it seems most coins just follow btc price action? I'd just be trading an extra illiquid market with alts?

Female is unrelated to topic.

Why didn’t you sell at 60k?