/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>5391460
>Geertcoin
Why the fuck didn't I know this was a real thing
t. Dutchfag
I need some

>build a ship that patrols the mediterranean sea and intercepts refugees and sends them back to Africa (equipped with powerful laser systems that can set other ships on fire from a distance) + helipad with scout heli
>create my own ICO called BorderCoin that funds my anti immigration operations
>build a room dedicated to breeding moths (my hobby) and conduct my own research on them without being cucked by paywalls
>build a laboratory in a lawless country like Iran and start a human cloning program
>buy an African village and let them perform memes for my pleasure (but pay them generously)
>market crypto to normies to make it go mainstream (and make more money in the process)

>tfw made 10 of my friends buy bitcoin by speading the word
Reminder that part of our profit comes from inflating the bubble, do your part to spread the word to normies

>buy bitbay at 380
>sell at 461 today
>thought I cashed out at the top
>see announcement
>FUCK possible 2x incoming
>buy back in at 459
Did I do well biz? 18k bitbay here.

It's definitely Lumens

move along normies, it's actually Bitbay shhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g54aPmNjMM4

Another newfag reporting

I don't need to be spoonfeed, I'll figure this thing out faggots.

My main problem I'm the poorest of poor wagecucks, is it even worth going into crypto if I can barely afford putting 100$ in it?

>>1420845

you're too late

>>1292928

A gain is a gain.

>>1202697

>>456019

>Set up two Paypal accounts in your name with different bank accounts
>Apply for a bunch of credit cards
>Send money from one account to the other
>Use money to pay off student loans
>File for Bankruptcy

The point of using PayPal is to get around the cash advance limits.

You're welcome.