/biz/ - Business & Finance

t. Coinbase
>allow long-time customer to wire $$$ into Coinbase
>allow long-time customer to use $$$ to purchase shitcoin
>allow customer to initiate shitcoin transfer to another address off site
oooHH NOOOO
That SUCKS
>your withdrawal has been temporarily delayed for 72 hours due to *security reasons*
wtf?
>speed up transaction by uploading ID
upload ID
>ID not valid please try again
upload ID
>ID not valid please try again
>ID not valid please try again
contact support
>phone support cannot help with this matter, please use our chat robot
contact email support
>we will get back to you as soon as we can
upload ID
>ID not valid please try again
>ID not valid please try again
>ID not valid please try again
>cancel transaction
>market sell shitcoin back to Coinbase
>eat a buy and sell fee
>no shitcoin
JUST