/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19338013

my linky stays stinky at any price!

I am currently a free man!

I am like Bill Gates without a computer!

Like your drug dealer who smokes your drugs without paying for them.

You are scared.

You want a nice girl who could give a handjob while listening to The Muppets theme song but you are afraid she would walk out on you.

You are scared your house might collapse because of poor construction,
you are scared that your landlord could sue you for trying to upgrade your roof.

You are scared that someone might steal your hard work and steal your bank account.

I hope the most of these will help you to get past your fears and get in touch with your inner donkey.

>>16991206
Sergey nazarov forced an ass to butt facial on you, screaming "stinky linky!" but he did not fix you up, and he did not mind if you defecated on his living room carpet. Take my word for it, guys. This is the dude who dared to put the kink in "steaklips".

That's right. You got your dick hard and you have the audacity to act like a man who roofied himself? How does that even make sense. Dirt is everywhere, you pass out.

For an inebriated human being like you, this is especially horrible. How do you think you'd take it if a guy dressed like a lunatic in plaid tried to force an ass to butt?

>>16968947

what did you just fockan say?

HE'S IN?

>>16955953
>"thats not how it works deluded linker!" he shrieked, as Sergay spanked him upside the head with his new, plaid leather strap."Noooodlwww!," he shrieked, as the side of his face was pressed down into his hot wet ass. Sergay pulled the blindfold on, and anon was slowly drawn into the sickening glare of the Sun."You want me to get you to do something?" Sergay finally asked, staring at him."Noth-ny-thing," said anon, "I'm going to simply lie here and take it."