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Would you suck a poop dick in front of your dad or mother for 5 minutes for 1 million USD?

Keep in mind this is enough money for a house that would take the average person 40 years to pay off.

Would you eat a poo for 25k?
What if someone paid you 25k a month to eat one of their poos on the first of each month on webcam?

>no motivation
>just want to lay in bed all day on 4chan
>kitchens a mess
>dad found the mega cum sock stocking
>have a christmss stocking with about 20 crusty socks that I came in, stuffed inside the christmas stocking for storage
>he took it from my hiding place and did the laundry

Its over. Merry Christmas pops..

If you act like its not a big deal you get away. The other day I stole a shopping cart filled with steaks. They stopped me and I just smiled and said "it's not a big deal,". And they believed me. They were surprised at how confident I was that the manager asked a cart boy to help me load the trunk of my car with my stolen steaks. In the end I gave the wagie a tip for his help I gave him a few dollars to show respect. They all respect me for being confident, its crazy. People really are just sheep.

I sucked my own dick and came in my mouth