/biz/ - Business & Finance

kek you know what's weird?

chainlink started pumping on 9/11 and the pumping stopped on 11/11

september (9th month) to november (11th month)

chainlink is the jews who did 9/11

>august 16th 2020
>$20
>january 18th 2024
>$14.80

What if you made it from crypto, like totally made it, but it took 30 years to accomplish when you tried to do it in less than 10 years?

If you were really bullish on LINK then you would not hold LINK cause you could accumulate more LINK by holding other coins. Checkmate.

>Pumps the least
>Dumps the most

4% APY
18% inflation
28 day withdrawal period

What the fucking fuck went so hideously wrong with this piece of garbage?

What are LlNK tokens called when they're in tiny fractions? Are they called Sergs?

How is it going to hold $1000 when it cant even hold $16?

Pyth bros are dabbing on us, Stink Sisters, what is our official response?

>no working product
>no revenue
>no vision
>no roadmap
>no plan
>centralized shitcoin
>large uncirculated supply
>700k dumps ready to resume
>registered security
>cayman island scam
>russian scam
>no users
>no real partnerships

I could go on and on. Face it. It's over.

I just got hired to Chainlinks Marketing team. What are some things I should post on the Twitter page?

Problem is though, I have to convince my roastie co-workers on zoom calls to do so. We all work from home.

Post some images you would like me to post on the official Chainlink Twitter account. I'll have access to it by December 4th.

Don't hold pic related tomorrow. You've been warned.

What went wrong?

I told you. 5 dollars is programmed.

-Capo

CHAINLINK EXPOSED LMAO

TOKEN NOT NEEDED CONFIRMED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1jn74fmQ0w

OHHHH LINNKKIEESSS

BOUT THAT TIME TO GO BACK TO 11.35

So as Anons found in the previous threads, there is in fact at least one private group that is using the code storage vulnerability to transfer out Chainlink from hardware wallets.

>What is this exploit?
There's a security layer in LINK's source code that deals with storage ticks. Basically, even in cold storage where they're untouched, there's a cache protocol that will occasionally ping public wallet addresses to verify their contents. Unfortunately, LINK has a slightly different version of this protocol in order to make micro-pings for staking purposes. Most staking rewards are going to be really small transfers, so the LINK devs lowered the tick rate for these pings. However, if you're using a hardware wallet, your storage is operating at the NORMAL tick rate, creating a cache gap where someone can use an SLQ% injection to gain access to your wallet. There's already been many posts of Anons opening up their wallets to find all their tokens transferred out to mysterious addresses, losing tens if not hundreds of thousands of dollars.

>Does this affect other tokens in my hardware wallet?
No, as this isn't a vulnerability with the wallet so much as Chainlink specifically. Other tokens, even on wallets that have been affected by the exploit, are safe.

>I haven't touch my wallet in years! Can someone really randomly gain access and steal my LINK?
Sadly, yes. This affects PUBLIC addresses, and these are most likely being chosen at random.

>I have my LINK on a hardware wallet! What do I do?
Either transfer them to a paper wallet (safest), an exchange, or trade for fiat.

>Can this be patched?
Yes, but it will take time. This isn't something that can be done in one week, as it's tied to the security layers focused on staking. These have to be rewritten very cautiously, else other major functions of the LINK source code can break.

You realize you don't have a choice right? You HAVE to buy this token. If you don't buy it, you will be financially devastated. The dollar is going to be replaced by it. Your dollars are going to be worthless and you only have a small window of opportunity to swap your dollars out for the new global currency aka pic related

Statistically impossible to dump. It can only go up as it reaches the infinite. Just 0.1 of this token will make you hideously wealthy.

If you own at least 1 full token you can buy an island by year 2050.

10 tokens and you can buy an island by year 2040.

100 tokens and you can buy an island by year 2030.

You made it anon, congratulations.

Back to 6 bucks
Kek baggie

Why is this coin just monkeying around?

I just capitulated all my shitcoins into pic related

How does $5.80 sound?