/biz/ - Business & Finance

XRP Bros, does anyone recall the lore about Bezos and Cuckazon having millions or billions of XRP in escrow? I'm thinking it may be time. Manlet Bezos is going to get married. I'm starting to think the schizo stuff is real and he is marrying a tranny. I think this is some kind of humiliation ritual. You ever see his former wife? She was decent. More importantly, she was with him before he got rich (even though he come glowniggers and old money). Being white and not fat gets her to 90% acceptability. This tranny he is about to marry is obviously a man. I think these tycoons that are famous are just cogs in wheel. They tell him he is a member but he will need to pay up on the future. 25 years later he has to set himself up to get caught cheating with a troon and his wife breaks it off.
>Ok Jeff, time to pay the piper. You may not understand this now but what you are doing is going to be huge later on and considered normal. We need you to play along. Remember when we let you in on the big secret, hmmm? Now Juan San, er, I mean Lauren Sanchez will be taking it up hi, ack, HER neovagina. But she will also be dispensing some of it to. We saved remnants of his phallus and attached it to his stomach. We added a pump system so the stomach member become erect for penetration. Unfortunately we haven't mastered the technology so for the device to work you need to be in the prone position with Juan on his hands and knees above you. She then activates the pump and once you line up your bunghole with the stomach phallus you will commence performing pushups to penetrate yourself with the phallus. When Juan is ready to climax she will activate the "procreation" feature that releases simulation seminal fluid. That signifies the end of the ritual.
This dude could have any woman. Why not an 18 year old virgin with good genes. Look at what the fuck he is about to marry.