/biz/ - Business & Finance

lmao we swingies always win
thanks for holding my bags guys, don't worry I'll take them off your hands once we're at the bottom (still quite some way to go though I'm afraid)

>>21233100
>muh wales suppressing the price
lmao at tis bagholder cope, nobodywants this uselss shit token
failed project from 2018
let it die forgotten, thi s piece of shit has done nothing but lose money for 2 years , if you buy this you will regret it

>>21135120
>only be $100 billion
>only

>>18387108
Son, put me in the screen

this just feels surreal.
>i bought bitcoin in 2012
>i bought ripple in 2014
>i sold everything at the height of 2018, after BTC dropped to 16k. Knew it was going to crash after the normies saturated it
by this point i was sitting on a shit tonne of cash. Having consumed doomerist literature all my life, once I saw the virus spreading in china i knew that 'the big one' was finally here.
>use crypto gains to buy small amount of puts and shorts in the market, mainly on tsla and spx
>watch the big short, am inspired to yolo a lot more cash into this trade. Literally 80% of my networth into this fucking yolo play
>wuflu hits the world
>economic catastrophe
>mfw stocks drop 10%+ in a single day, multiple times.
>mfw I'm watching my networth grow to 8 figures in front of my eyes
I just cashed out and I got all this fucking money now and i don't know what to do with it. It is 100% all in dollars, sitting in a bank account.
Do i buy a shit load of gold and store it somewhere? Do I buy japanese yen? Do i buy a cabin innawoods and loads of food/ammo for the coming collapse?
Pls tell me what to do I am not clever enough to be responsible for this much fucking money, none of this was ever supposed to happen

>The best time to buy is when there is blood in the streets
>This time its different
>What are you buying during this sale?
>We are in the denial phase
>It always dips in January/February/March/April/May/June/July
>Are you ready for the next bull run?
>Institutional money hasn't even come in yet
>It's just whales trying to accumulate before it goes on the next bull run
>It's just a correction
>It's a bear trap!
>Wall Street bankers are just waiting for their bonuses
>Boomers are just selling before the SEC imposes more taxes on cryptocurrencies
>Boomers are just cashing out before the next tax year
>Boomers are just cashing out for Christmas
>Boomers are just cashing out after Christmas
>Normies are just cashing out for New Year's Day
>Normies are just cashing out for Martin Luther King, Jr's birthday
>The Chinese are cashing out for Lunar New Year
>Normies are just cashing out for Valentine's day
>Normies are just cashing out for Washington’s Birthday
>Normies are just cashing out for St Patrick's Day
>Normies are just cashing out for Memorial Day
>Normies are just cashing out for Evacuation Day
>Normies are just cashing out for Independence Day
>Normies are just cashing out for Libra
>Normies are just cashing out for the rate cut
>Normies are just cashing out before Binance closes off for US customers
>Normies are just playing with margin trading on Binance
>Devs are dumping for more development funds

>The best time to buy is when there is blood in the streets
>This time its different
>What are you buying during this sale?
>We are in the denial phase
>It always dips in January/February/March/April/May/June/July
>Are you ready for the next bull run?
>Institutional money hasn't even come in yet
>It's just whales trying to accumulate before it goes on the next bull run
>It's just a correction
>It's a bear trap!
>Wall Street bankers are just waiting for their bonuses
>Boomers are just selling before the SEC imposes more taxes on cryptocurrencies
>Boomers are just cashing out before the next tax year
>Boomers are just cashing out for Christmas
>Boomers are just cashing out after Christmas
>Normies are just cashing out for New Year's Day
>Normies are just cashing out for Martin Luther King, Jr's birthday
>The Chinese are cashing out for Lunar New Year
>Normies are just cashing out for Valentine's day
>Normies are just cashing out for Washington’s Birthday
>Normies are just cashing out for St Patrick's Day
>Normies are just cashing out for Memorial Day
>Normies are just cashing out for Evacuation Day
>Normies are just cashing out for Independence Day
>Normies are just cashing out for Libra
>Normies are just cashing out for the rate cut

>The best time to buy is when there is blood in the streets
>This time its different
>What are you buying during this sale?
>We are in the denial phase
>It always dips in January/February/March/April/May/June/July
>Are you ready for the next bull run?
>Institutional money hasn't even come in yet
>It's just whales trying to accumulate before it goes on the next bull run
>It's just a correction
>It's a bear trap!
>Wall Street bankers are just waiting for their bonuses
>Boomers are just selling before the SEC imposes more taxes on cryptocurrencies
>Boomers are just cashing out before the next tax year
>Boomers are just cashing out for Christmas
>Boomers are just cashing out after Christmas
>Normies are just cashing out for New Year's Day
>Normies are just cashing out for Martin Luther King, Jr's birthday
>The Chinese are cashing out for Lunar New Year
>Normies are just cashing out for Valentine's day
>Normies are just cashing out for Washington’s Birthday
>Normies are just cashing out for St Patrick's Day
>Normies are just cashing out for Memorial Day
>Normies are just cashing out for Evacuation Day
>Normies are just cashing out for Independence Day

>The best time to buy is when there is blood in the streets
>What are you buying during this sale?
>We are in the denial phase
>It always dips in January/February/March/April/May/June/July
>Are you ready for the next bull run?
>Institutional money hasn't even come in yet
>It's just whales trying to accumulate before it goes on the next bull run
>It's just a correction
>It's a bear trap!
>This time its different!
>Wall Street bankers are just waiting for their bonuses
>Boomers are just selling before the SEC imposes more taxes on cryptocurrencies
>Boomers are just cashing out for Christmas
>Boomers are just cashing out after Christmas
>Normies are just cashing out for New Year's Day
>Normies are just cashing out for Martin Luther King, Jr's birthday
>The Chinese are cashing out for Lunar New Year
>Normies are just cashing out for Valentine's day
>Normies are just cashing out for Washington’s Birthday
>Normies are just cashing out for St Patrick's Day
>Normies are just cashing out for Memorial Day
>Normies are just cashing out for Evacuation Day
>Normies are just cashing out for Independence Day

>The best time to buy is when there is blood in the streets
>What are you buying during this sale?
>We are in the denial phase
>It always dips in January/February/March/April/May/June/July
>Are you ready for the next bull run?
>Institutional money hasn't even come in yet
>It's just whales trying to accumulate before it goes on the next bull run
>It's just a correction
>It's a bear trap!
>Wall Street bankers are just waiting for their bonuses
>Boomers are just selling before the SEC imposes more taxes on cryptocurrencies
>Boomers are just cashing out for Christmas
>Boomers are just cashing out after Christmas
>Normies are just cashing out for New Year's Day
>Normies are just cashing out for Martin Luther King, Jr's birthday
>The Chinese are cashing out for Lunar New Year
>Normies are just cashing out for Valentine's day
>Normies are just cashing out for Washington’s Birthday
>Normies are just cashing out for St Patrick's Day
>Normies are just cashing out for Memorial Day
>Normies are just cashing out for Evacuation Day
>Normies are just cashing out for Evacuation Independence Day