/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Retirement planning

>>57337543
>Either you're trying super hard to blend in, or you legitimately need meds.
O rly? Care to explain this then
>>57337357
You know damn well that >>57337314 was doing his best to BTFO a glowie shill who got caught red handed....and you kek him? For what purpose? YOU'RE the one trying to hard to blend in. But it's all good though, no big deal, just try again next thread buddy :^)

>>57323773
>He’s convinced a subreddit of schizos simply with his mere existence that he is somehow suppressing a funko pop store stock only because his company acts as the market maker for it, and he magically inherited the short positions of some bankrupt companies which were obviously margin called to death.
So having us grab the shares he needs to provide liquidity for his bucket shop and removing them from his greasy, mayo stained hands, is all secretly a part of his master plan? Do you have a single fact to back that up? Are you aware that Kenny specifically denounced all of us "conspiracy theorists" on Sept. 2021 in a coke-fueled twitter rant? And how he claimed we all lost our minds and are responsible for teachers losing their pensions for bankrupting Plotkin?

Now YOU sound like the conspiracy theorist :^)

>>57303219
>>57303237
>>57302887
>>57302889
>Mfw working overtime on Mahten Luffer Kang day
Oh yeah, it's all coming together.
>>57304004
I had a faggot shill like you say the same to me months ago last year. Still not bankrupt. Keep bumping my thread kek!
>>57304062
GME isn't going anywhere, there's a constant outpouring of hatred and vitriol whenever GameStop is mentioned in the lamestream media. Meanwhile they tell me to keep buying SPY, take out a mortgage at these high interest rates, get vaxxmaxxed, and eat bugs. I hold purely to spite and bully these people. Simple as.

>>57282672
>I won't short your stock because the risk adjusted rate that I would earn doing so doesn't make sense
You won't short it because you're pussy who won't put his money where his mouth is.
>Yeah, in 2 more weeks, right?
Sneed.
>If it takes years for your baggot trash stock to go to zero, then guess what: borrow fees eat away at my short investment you fucking dumb nigger baggot.
Keep telling yourself that it'll be bankrupt faggot, 2 more decades :^)
>It's hilarious to me how the actually smart baggies warned you years ago that DRS would lead to this exact situation - no upward price movement and no opportunity for huge price spikes due to illiquidity - and yet here you are. Truly astonishing.
And why is this a bad thing? I can just buy more shares for cheap. Insiders and institutions haven't sold, so why would I?
>Because I'm not a fucking hedge fund you retarded nigger baggot.
Sounds like you're just not that important.
>My access to capital and specific financial instruments that require an ISDA is non-existent.
Sounds like you're problem!
>THINK YOU FUCKING BAGGOT. USE YOUR 4 REMAINING BRAIN CELLS.
I live by pure hind-brain instinct, and my instincts are telling me to bully the absolute fuck outta hedge fund managers and silly shillies like you :^)

>>57276002
LMAO you fucking wish kek! Just short it then if you're so confident :^)

>>57232546
>Palestinians build tunnels where they live
>OY VEY! IT'S MY RIGHT TO FLOOD THEM!
>Builds an illegal tunnel beneath Chabad Lubovich World Headquarters in NYC
>OY VEY! STOP NOOTICING YOU FUCKING ANTI-SEMITE!
The memes write themselves lmao.