/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58056618
Anon we gapped up from 26k 6 months ago and now we're at 67k and it's STILL not been the halvening yet.

This bullrun hasn't even started. Shit I don't think we've even hit the first real bulltrap yet. I'm expecting a scamwick down to 30k and then god candles up to 100k, maybe 300k, with a blowoff top between 500k and 1M.

>>53758019
>deposit in bank
>financial crisis
>go to withdraw
>oops sorry haha

>>30158924
You can't tell with the shills, they have been getting really desperate, grasping at straws.
I would not put it by them to try desperate shit like that, better safe than sorry i say.

>>29784265
>Captain
I'm honored you think so high of the baker of these threads, but if anyone is captain around here it's the Viking Billionaire currently reminding the Hedgies they are in a prisoner dilemma.
I wonder if one will sell out their buddies.
What do you think screamy anon?
Can you get over your panic enough to think clearly? Or am i gonna get more cringe?

>>29754760
>Literally resorting to Tu quoque and Ad-hom when called out you have no proof.
>being this fucking stupid
Wow you shills are REALLY fucking desperate if you think you can just bluff a gambler into selling.

>AMC and GME suddenly shoot up by over 60% each
>Next day rolls around
>They instantly plummet in value by over 40% and proceed to stay there until happy hour, where they then start to slowly die
Guess it was just a delayed dead cat bounce after all.

>>29353450
Oh jesus

>>29155807
>Stupid shills keep raising the baseline
>0
>15
>20
>50
>100
>200
You are here
>300
>400
>500
>It will never break 1000
>It will never break 10,000
>the economy will never collapse
>Please don't buy my daughter from me, she's all i have
>God why do i have to have my foreskin sewn back on, i should have bought GME

>>29141965
It's your fault for trying to help these filthy sudras

>>28847413
Number 284: "Deep down, everyone is a ferengi."
Meaning you are out to fuck me as much as the hedgies are, and we are out to fuck them.
Why should anyone trust a stranger laughing at them any more than someone saying it's going to be ok?
You have as much pertinent info on why it's going to go down as much as any other person who "Suddenly showed up to this thread" at 3 AM CST as you were shit posting in here before then, and somehow just popped in from page one when it was easily page 7 pre pre-market.
Get fucked, you faggots need to stop using redditspacing if you want to be taken seriously.

>>28826098
Uhm but I posted in the thread before you sweetie. Also your OP is fucking lazy
>>28826427
The other baker posted after me and he's annoying. So no

>>28676510
And people say shills don't exist.

>>28551400
By your logic i have a vagina and that means i can do anything i want, bigot. :^)

>>28450574
First it was:
>It's going to go to zero
Then it was:
>It's never going to go above 50 again.
Then it was:
>This is a dead stock, look at all the people selling.

None of these have been true, so i'm going to call your bluff and raise.
Your move.

>>28342711
Fuck reddit, they banned most of the mods involved and replaced them all with Reddit hand picked shills to suppress it.
Literally just ignore anything that comes outta there and just focus on your own wallet and stake in this bet.
If you focus on other peoples pots in a gamble, you are gonna end up losing yours to someone looking to expand theirs.
Keep your eyes on the money, and the data. That's how you win in stonks.

>>28286483
Bought, i've seen screenies from this site before, and that's the buy column.
Why would they be buying in unless somethin's up.
Don't get me wrong, i'm dubious on this shit as anyone else, but the sheer fact there's this much misinfo to sift through in general does not bode well for /them/ logically.
Otherwise i fell this woulda done been over with only stupids holding stock at this point.
Just seems awfully convenient for these big names to be getting in on the pie and not getting out, even in recent bloomberg terminal pics as of 2, even 3 days ago.
I mean really anon, can you blame a man for being dubious this is over?

>>27890315
>It all sounds like bullshit
Welcome to stocks.

>>27842729
It's a low volume day sweetie. Also this isn't a stock for rocket ship emojis :^)

>>27751419
>>27751676
>antifa-love
Nope
>massive socialism
Please show me the government owned businesses
>open borders
Bullish for stocks. Go back to your containment board please

>>27724828
I used to, but it's been a full year of sleeping in till noon and they gave me a raise in December so at this point I'm convinced nobody is checking. That or a large number of employees are doing even less than I am. I suspect it's a combination of both.

>>27666575
>willingly gambled away his money
>probably a scam
>someone talk me out of it
Give him your money if you want to be retarded

>>27652576
I feel bad for most of you guys since I know it's hard to get out of that hypebeast cult mindset once you get into it, but I know retards like you deserve all the pain and punishment coming for them. Have fun losing everything roleplaying as a bellhop.

>>27559654
>I get no joy from this GME shit
It's just greedy people losing money
>Watching people just turn money into nothing is depressing
Try reasoning with most of them and they'll get angry at (You). Fuck all of the bag holders, they knew they were gambling

>>27515686
I'm a fool, but even I can recognize a pattern. Billionaires that have been doing this longer than I've been alive buying thousands of stocks the same day it's announced it's about to be short sell restricted? Yeah, I'm convinced holding is worth it. Not for this stupid fucking meme revolution though. That doesn't matter in the slightest and won't change jack shit.