/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53164271
>>53164271
>Garbage
>Just did 5 percent climb today
I think I'm going to take the ol ball and chain and kids to the 'actory just to celebrate. Have fun staying poor.

>>53097639
>Many not most
>Assuming it's worth 3.6 million dollars that was in the hot, let's be conservative and say he has 8 million total that is all stolen
>He could've cashed it out into real money, and assuming he gets taxed at 40% he has 5 million dollars total
>Could have spread that across muliple FDIC insured HYSAs and netted a guaranteed $150,000 in just passive yearly interest IN A FUCKING SAVINGS ACCOUNT
>Instead he kept it all in magic internet beans that can be snatched with no recourse
A happy new year from us over in TradFi. Looking forward to more of these dumb coin stories this year and beyond.