/biz/ - Business & Finance

>29 going on 30
>no debt
>no car
>no skills
>no job
>no post hs education
>NEET who got yeeted
>worked for target 10 years ago for two weeks, unemployed since
>literally cant get a job at walmart
>straight incel who wills self gay (top)
>baptist mammy finds out
>not my son
>now homeless
>weak immune system (bubble boy)
>acquire a new illness every month
>ears infected
>brain fog
>feet hurt
>it hurts to eat (inflammatory bowel)
>everything hurts
>at least hiv negative
>contemplating suicide by cop
>meet 4/10 closeted gay /pol/ bf on grindr with the help of chinese viagra
>become his house nigger to get off the street
>this was 6 years ago, still incredibly sick and still unemployed
>decide to let bf top me in exchange for crypto (xrp)
>but i poop from there.jpg
>he pulls his dick out and it’s covered in a thick white slime (candida)
>tells me my prostate is the size of a grapefruit and beating like a human heart
>develops candida himself, blames me
>says it now makes sense why I smell like mold
>people have been telling me that my entire life
>came in hundreds of heinies
>never wore a condom
>look up some of my old flings
>they all have candida now too
>im like johnny appleseed
>one guy hiv positive and dying of candidiasis
>whoopsie daisies
>$0 cash
>2000 xrp
>a quite respectable toad collection
>waiting for david schwartz to flip the switch so i can buy my shota sexbot harem
>could be worse i guess?