/biz/ - Business & Finance

>The year is 2025
>My neural network verifies my CVC biometrics & links me into my Occulus 4.0
>I re-enter my digital mansion in Genesis city
>List my AF69-Sunstrider Personal Spacecraft on BitBay for 50M
>Check my Golem-run personal AI
>She tells me that my digital rent has come in, 500k MANA this week.
>MANA has been sitting steady at 25k Satoshi’s, since District0x police had eliminated all digital crime in Genesis City.
>All digital crime are held on public trial in the Aragon court-house
>Physical Crime is not possible.
>Think I'll gamble some of my rent money.
>All internet gambling is now run exclusively on the Funfair platform.
>Teleport to the Genesis City FunFair Casino
>Outside I tip some digitally-destitute Arklet some DGB so he doesn't starve
>Welcome back sir, VIP lounge this way.
>Atomic swap this week’s rent income into FUN.
>Put it all on red and double up
>Cyber hacker foolishly attempts to rob me as I leave
>District0x forces instantly freeze his avatar and ping his IP address for SEC involvement.
>I laugh as I watch his shitty avatar fade away in a miniature digital dust-cloud
>New-coiners who only entered last year when all world governments switched their reserve currency to Bitcoin, now follow my digital movements like I am some sort of celebrity.
>Incoming transmission from GolemAI
>another 1000 BAT has been credited to my profile.
>Clearly some of my viewers were amused too.
>Briefly wonder what life would be like if I didn't browse /biz/ on 4chan all those years ago.
>That reminds me
>Connect to the 4chan blockchain, proceed to shitpost

>The year is 2025.
>My neural network verifies my CVC biometrics & links me into my Oculus 4.0
>I re-enter my digital mansion in Genesis city.
>List my AF69-Sunstrider Personal Spacecraft on BitBay for 50M Satoshi’s
>The price of BTC is irrelevant
>As a world reserve currency it is the peg that ties everything together.
>Everything only has value in terms of Satoshi's
>Most people use Ethereum as their regular means of transaction.
>Only the world governments and some very wealthy personal individuals own any larger than 1 whole BTC.
>You can buy an entire village in Venezuela for 4000 Satoshi’s
>Planning for a party later, I buy 100 doses of pure LSD off Silk Road v13
>Pay with 0.000027 Monero.
>NUL provides the built-in anti-counterfeiting protocol and supply logistics that bring it to my door.
>Check my Golem-run personal AI
>She tells me that my digital rent has come in, 500k MANA this week.
>MANA has been sitting steady at 25k Satoshi’s, since District0x police had eliminated all digital crime in Genesis City.
>All digital crime are held on public trial in the Aragon court-house.
>Physical Crime is not possible.
>Think I'll gamble some of my rent money.
>All internet gambling is now run exclusively on the Funfair platform.
>Teleport to the Genesis City FunFair Casino.
>Outside I tip some digitally-destitute Arklet some DGB so he doesn't starve.
>Welcome back sir, VIP lounge this way.
>Atomic swap this week’s rent income into FUN.
>Put it all on red and double up.

>>12052154
I remember people unironically doing this when I first came on /biz/ at the start of Jan. Fuck I got tipped around $200 worth of various crypto for writing some cyber-punkish crypto copypasta. If we are seeing a return to those times then I have hope again for the future.

>The year is 2025.
>My neural network verifies my CVC biometrics & links me into my Oculus 4.0
>I re-enter my digital mansion in Genesis city.
>List my AF69-Sunstrider Personal Spacecraft on BitBay for 50M Satoshi’s
>The price of BTC is irrelevant
>As a world reserve currency it is the peg that ties everything together.
>Everything only has value in terms of Satoshi's
>Most people use Ethereum as their regular means of transaction.
>Only the world governments and some very wealthy personal individuals own any larger than 1 whole BTC.
>You can buy an entire village in Venezuela for 4000 Satoshi’s
>Planning for a party later, I buy 100 doses of pure LSD off Silk Road v13
>Pay with 0.000027 Monero.
>NUL provides the built-in anti-counterfeiting protocol and supply logistics that bring it to my door.
>Check my Golem-run personal AI
>She tells me that my digital rent has come in, 500k MANA this week.
>MANA has been sitting steady at 25k Satoshi’s, since District0x police had eliminated all digital crime in Genesis City.
>All digital crime are held on public trial in the Aragon court-house.
>Physical Crime is not possible.
>Think I'll gamble some of my rent money.
>All internet gambling is now run exclusively on the Funfair platform.
>Teleport to the Genesis City FunFair Casino.
>Outside I tip some digitally-destitute Arklet some DGB so he doesn't starve.
>Welcome back sir, VIP lounge this way.
>Atomic swap this week’s rent income into FUN.
>Put it all on red and double up.

>>10715307
VIBE, but I doubt anyone will take this post seriously.

>>10717676
Agree with this too, but it's already in the top 100

Just saying hi, since you're clearly bored.

>>10701665
Still bored?

Are you bored m8?

>>10614683
muh nigga

>The year is 2025.
>My neural network verifies my CVC biometrics & links me into my Oculus 4.0
>I re-enter my digital mansion in Genesis city.
>List my AF69-Sunstrider Personal Spacecraft on BitBay for 50M Satoshi’s
>The price of BTC is irrelevant
>As a world reserve currency it is the peg that ties everything together.
>Everything only has value in terms of Satoshi's
>Most people use Ethereum as their regular means of transaction.
>Only the world governments and some very wealthy personal individuals own any larger than 1 whole BTC.
>You can buy an entire village in Venezuela for 4000 Satoshi’s
>Planning for a party later, I buy 100 doses of pure LSD off Silk Road v13
>Pay with 0.000027 Monero.
>NUL provides the built-in anti-counterfeiting protocol and supply logistics that bring it to my door.
>Check my Golem-run personal AI
>She tells me that my digital rent has come in, 500k MANA this week.
>MANA has been sitting steady at 25k Satoshi’s, since District0x police had eliminated all digital crime in Genesis City.
>All digital crime are held on public trial in the Aragon court-house.
>Physical Crime is not possible.
>Think I'll gamble some of my rent money.
>All internet gambling is now run exclusively on the Funfair platform.
>Teleport to the Genesis City FunFair Casino.
>Outside I tip some digitally-destitute Arklet some DGB so he doesn't starve.
>Welcome back sir, VIP lounge this way.
>Atomic swap this week’s rent income into FUN.
>Put it all on red and double up.

>>8164796
Look at the daily charts. Plus, CND actually has inherent value, unlike many other "utility" tokens.

>>7954597
>>7955038
Good posts.

yep. Too bad the sweet crypto gains can't buy me a non-alienated life in a flourishing community

it's all only going to get worse. maybe 5% of the proletariat has class consciousness so there will be no revolution. even if there is, the permanent global ecological collapse and the gigadeaths that will entail will get us all in the end. game over

in the meantime make your gains, carve out your space, get fucked up a lot, have a lot of sex (but please, for the love of god DONT have kids), and stare at your screens while the bodies pile up around you. and have a plan on when to off yourself.

That's about all we can do

these threads are fucking cancer. sage

tfw literally accepted a job offer today

>>7046864
well shit

>>7000612
criticism welcome

>>6971673
Okay? Good for you.

>>6943106
2018 will be big for VR in general. Oculus GO, Magic Leap, HTC Vive 2.0 (or whatever it gets rebranded as), possible Nintendo Switch VR hardware (source code was found to support VR in the Switch, confirmed by Ninetendo). If fucking fidget spinners can appear everywhere overnight with no real demand, think of what actually supplying a market of people who have wanted VR since possibly as far back as Lawnmower Man at a reasonable price would do for adoption?

>>6863394
faggot normie sports fans will FOMO buy when they hear about the gainz made by crypto, but don't understand it in general. But a VR platform, shilled at their favourite sporting event? What's not to get?

>>6609643
tfw bought the dip

>The year is 2025.
>My neural network verifies my CVC biometrics & links me into my Oculus 4.0
>I re-enter my digital mansion in Genesis city.
>List my AF69-Sunstrider Personal Spacecraft on BitBay for 50M Satoshi’s
>The price of BTC is irrelevant
>As a world reserve currency it is the peg that ties everything together.
>Everything only has value in terms of Satoshi's
>Most people use Ethereum as their regular means of transaction.
>Only the world governments and some very wealthy personal individuals own any larger than 1 whole BTC.
>You can buy an entire village in Venezuela for 4000 Satoshi’s
>Planning for a party later, I buy 100 doses of pure LSD off Silk Road v13
>Pay with 0.000027 Monero.
>NUL provides the built-in anti-counterfeiting protocol and supply logistics that bring it to my door.
>Check my Golem-run personal AI
>She tells me that my digital rent has come in, 500k MANA this week.
>MANA has been sitting steady at 25k Satoshi’s, since District0x police had eliminated all digital crime in Genesis City.
>All digital crime are held on public trial in the Aragon court-house.
>Physical Crime is not possible.
>Think I'll gamble some of my rent money.
>All internet gambling is now run exclusively on the Funfair platform.
>Teleport to the Genesis City FunFair Casino.
>Outside I tip some digitally-destitute Arklet some DGB so he doesn't starve.
>Welcome back sir, VIP lounge this way.
>Atomic swap this week’s rent income into FUN.
>Put it all on red and double up.

Will you discord pump and dump pajeets please shut the fuck up about this shitcoin

nobody wants your bags

Disregard market manipulations, aquire LINK and believe in the use case