/biz/ - Business & Finance

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[Verse 1]
A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How that token used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those anons buy
And, maybe, they’d be wealthy for a while
But Quarter 2 made me shiver
With every thread that I’d deliver
Bad news on the catalog;
I couldn’t take one more scroll
I can’t remember if I cried
When I read about the token's price
But something touched me deep inside
The day that Chainlink died

[Chorus]
So bye-bye, Mr Stinky Linky
Sent my tokens to the exchange, but the address was wrong
And them good old boys were watching bitcoin and eth
Singing, "This’ll be the day that I die
"This’ll be the day that I die."

Stinky Linky by Don McLink

[Verse 1]
A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How that token used to make me smile
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those anons buy
And, maybe, they’d be wealthy for a while
But Quarter 2 made me shiver
With every thread that I’d deliver
Bad news on the catalog;
I couldn’t take one more scroll
I can’t remember if I cried
When I read about the token's price
But something touched me deep inside
The day that Chainlink died

[Chorus]
So bye-bye, Mr Stinky Linky
Sent my tokens to the exchange, but the address was wrong
And them good old boys were watching bitcoin and eth
Singing, "This’ll be the day that I die
"This’ll be the day that I die."

[Verse 2]
Did you write in the threads anon
And do you have faith in Nazarov
If the website tells you so?
Do you believe in tokens oh
Can Chainlink save your mortal soul
And can you teach me how to never ever sell?
Well, I know that you’re in love with him
`Cause I saw you eatin' in Mc D's
You both took off your shirts
Man, I dig those burgers and fries
I was a lonely teenage broncin’ buck
With a checkered flannel and a pickup truck
But I knew I was out of luck
The day that Chainlink died
I started singing

[Chorus]
Bye, bye, Mr Stinky Linky
Sent my tokens to the exchange, but the address was wrong
And them good old boys were watching bitcoin and eth
Singing, "This’ll be the day that I die
"This’ll be the day that I die."

[Verse 3]
Now for ten days we’ve been on our own
And moss grows fat on the catalog
But that’s not how it used to be
When Assblaster sang for you and me
With a trip he borrowed from Janny
And a voice that came from Chainlink Labs
Oh, and while Sergey was looking up
Assblaster stole his greasy fries
Kleros court was adjourned;
No verdict was returned
And while Rory read a book on law
Adelyn practiced English in the park
And we wrote slurs about the darks
The day that Chainlink died
We were singing