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>>23804139
Please be it this way.
>>23804090
>Have a seat Joseph. I haven't forgotten.
>Hello. The voter fraud case will be brought before SCOTUS in a couple of days.
>No no no, relax, I'm not mad about all that "racial jungle" stuff, or the Anita Hill thing. I know it was all just politics, I get it. That's just how the game is played. No hard feelings.
>But, Joseph, there was one other thing.
>A while back, and I mean decades ago, I went to a public swimming pool. I used pomade in my hair back then, and there was some obscure rule about having to wear a cap if you used pomade. Nobody ever enforced that rule because nobody cared. Nobody... except for one petty motherfucker.
>So I was on the diving board, about to jump in the pool. I was only trying to relax and enjoy myself on a hot summer day. Suddenly the life guard yells at me to get down or else he'll physically drag me off the diving board. I was, as I'm sure you can understand, quite upset about this...
>...you can understand that can't you Joseph? Can't you? Sometimes I just can't stop thinking about it. In fact, I have a feeling that while I'm deciding who gets to be the next president of the United States, that's the only thing I'll be able to think about at all.
>Oh and, Joseph, one more thing... Corn Pop says "hello"...